How to get a woman to like you....

[Paint it Black]

Treat them like shit.

At least that is the impression I am getting. I always thought the nice-guy routine would work better, but I guess it doesn't.

When I was in high school and my early 20's I used to treat just about every woman I knew like crap. And I was always getting laid and they were always around.

Then I got married and had a kid and got divorced. I'm no longer the mean natured person I once was. Now I'm just a nice guy and it sucks balls.

The new girl I am after (in a big way) will be the last one to get the nice guy treatment. If it don't work on her, I'm gonna head straight for phaseline asshole as an experiment with the next woman I meet.

We'll see what happens.

The problem will be, though, that I'll be a fake asshole and I bet its the genuine assholes who get all the pussy.

Anyways, maybe I need to start a thread on how to be an asshole. Any assholes here that can offer up some advice to a frustrated nice boy?

[Marblez]

Treat them like shit.

At least that is the impression I am getting. I always thought the nice-guy routine would work better, but I guess it doesn't.

When I was in high school and my early 20's I used to treat just about every woman I knew like crap. And I was always getting laid and they were always around.

Then I got married and had a kid and got divorced. I'm no longer the mean natured person I once was. Now I'm just a nice guy and it sucks balls.

The new girl I am after (in a big way) will be the last one to get the nice guy treatment. If it don't work on her, I'm gonna head straight for phaseline asshole as an experiment with the next woman I meet.

We'll see what happens.

The problem will be, though, that I'll be a fake asshole and I bet its the genuine assholes who get all the pussy.

Anyways, maybe I need to start a thread on how to be an asshole. Any assholes here that can offer up some advice to a frustrated nice boy?

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I think your problem is actually either:

A: you live in Iowa and spend time on a detroit site

B: you live in Iowa...or...

C: you don't live in Detroit.

Take your pick!!

[CheezIts]

Why would you want to treat someone you're interested in like shit? I'm nice to people I like, and it doesn't seem to be an issue. Maybe you should stop going after these seemingly masochistic ladies who obviously have no self respect.

[unchaste]

I think your problem is actually either:

A: you live in Iowa and spend time on a detroit site

B: the fact that you live in Iowa  ...or...

C: that you don't live in Detroit.

Take your pick!! 

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I agree. I honestly have only had sex with 1 asshole, and that was when I was young & naive (like I'm old & wise now, yeah).

I, personally, am won over by humor. And confidence. Seem interested but not obsessed. Don't be creepy.

If being an asshole is a standard for these women, maybe you're looking for the wrong kind of woman.

[Paint it Black]

The post was sort of tongue in cheek.

Will get back to this after work.

I wouldn't REALLY treat them like shit, it's not in my nature to be that way with anyone, much less someone I am interested in.

Just frustrated that all these girls I know are attracted to t hem

[Paint it Black]

Why would you want to treat someone you're interested in like shit?  I'm nice to people I like, and it doesn't seem to be an issue.  Maybe you should stop going after these seemingly masochistic ladies who obviously have no self respect.

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As I said, it was kind of tongue in cheeck.

But you do make a good point about women with low self esteem.

[Paint it Black]

I think your problem is actually either:

A: you live in Iowa and spend time on a detroit site

B: you live in Iowa...or...

C: you don't live in Detroit.

Take your pick!!

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Concerning A: But you guys are so nice and interesting and funny and, um, interesting...

B: I think you're getting warmer...

C: WHOA BABY, YOU'RE ON FIRE!

[Marblez]

I will say that I could be interested in bad boys because I like some challenge. But that ends up in a broken heart for me. If a guy seems too eager it is usually a turn-off for me and perhaps a broken heart for him.

This does suck because what I really do want is someone that shows that he truly wants to be with me.

[Marblez]

C: WHOA BABY, YOU'RE ON FIRE!

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But of course

[Paint it Black]

But of course 

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:grin

[Paint it Black]

I will say that I could be interested in bad boys because I like some challenge.  But that ends up in a broken heart for me.  If a guy seems too eager it is usually a turn-off for me and perhaps a broken heart for him. 

This does suck because what I really do want is someone that shows that he truly wants to be with me.

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I think for me the key is just finding the right mixture. I want a woman to know I am interested but not to come off as desperate. I want to be able to be 'bad' but not in such a way that hurts anyone, know what I mean.

I dunno, I just continue to proclaim that I don't know jack shit about women.

:whistling

[ZhukovCodeslinger]

In the past I have found that having a huge penis helps... in fact, a huge penis can trump the being a nice guy or being an asshole thing.... girls really seem to like guys who have a huge penis ....

oh well... you cant really choose wether or not you are born with a huge penis so some of us are not as lucky as those who have a huge penis

[unchaste]

In the past I have found that having a huge penis helps... in fact, a huge penis can trump the being a nice guy or being an asshole thing.... girls really seem to like guys who have a huge penis ....

oh well... you cant really choose wether or not you are born with a huge penis so some of us are not as lucky as those who have a huge penis

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You make an excellent point, Zhuk. The huge penis thing does trump the nice guy vs. asshole issue.....But you do have to sleep with someone at least once to find these kind of things out. You can't always depend on word of mouth. Maybe the charm of the huge penis gives you a type of attractive aura?

[ZhukovCodeslinger]

ummmm I was talking in the abstract.... about someone with a huge penis. I was in no way implying that my penis is a huge penis. Its just that girls will put up with more from a guy who has a huge penis than they will from a guy who has a small penis.

p.s. huge penis

[JaneDead]

How to get a woman to like you....

... taking a shower helps.

and i guess a huge penis never hurts either.

actually, yeah a huge penis does hurt. ouch.

[the eternal]

Zhukov, could you please stop waving that huge penis around.

Some little kid could get hurt with that thing. :fear

[Guest Game of Chance]

I don't know about any of that stuff. But rumor has it, if you whip out a huge penis, you might get your phone back.

[Paper Hearts]

Yes...I find that the HUGE PENIS appraoch is quite effective-

[Marblez]

Yes...I find that the HUGE PENIS appraoch is quite effective-

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Do you now....personal experience ??? :blink

[Paper Hearts]

See?

[Marblez]

See?

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:laughing LOL! ..... never said I liked you

call me

[ZhukovCodeslinger]

lol too funny <smile>

[Paper Hearts]

lol

[fever blister]

not only treat them like shit but also throw money in theyre face. chicks dig that.

[JaneDead]

not only treat them like shit but also throw money in theyre face. chicks dig that.

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they also want boyfriends who have great skills.