~funny quotes of dgn~

[Paper Hearts]

I mean... I could do the Gothic News very easily It would be like:

"Greetings this is Raven Blackwell, and welcome to the Gothic News... Our top story is that I am really depressed and no-one really understands me, none of you posers know what "Goth" really is anyway and you are all just tourists. In other news the world still sucks, and I am still trying to move to Europe to be more Goth. Also you all are out to get me and my "other" goth board is soooo much better then yours... Now to the weather with Wolf Darkmirrior..."

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[phee]

did someone say sheep?

Paperhearts

[JaneDead]

sheep... that's not phunny phee.

[paradox]

  "Oh I'm darker than you are. 

      Oh yeah well I went to a graveyard. 

      Well I went to a graveyard and posed in front a freaky tombstone

      Well, I went  to a graveyard and posed in front a freaky tombstone while cutting myself and fellating a man with rigor mortis."

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:laughing :laughing :laughing

[paradox]

I don't know how to post things yet. but I am not whoring, I'm just fun  :grin

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Oh but you really should, then maybe I might get mom to get online finally.

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:laughing

[Guest Megalicious]

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Edited August 24, 2005 by Megaladon the Destroyer

[torn asunder]

  I love receptions cuz of the free booze and slutty brides maids. 

sorry, just struck me funny... :laughing

[JaneDead]

QUOTE(fleshly_one666 @ Jul 31 2005, 08:27 PM)

hEy GuyZ thanx fOr thE postS...iF you alL waNt to YoU can adD mE to yoUr yahoO messAnger if you havE iT..IIIIIIIIMMMMMMM 16....ok

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please don't type like that, it's illegal in 30 states.

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:laughing

Edited August 5, 2005 by dynomiiiiite

[JaneDead]

I am male and hetro cuz I like to pick up heavy things when girls are around.... but I am bi curious cuz I also cook and garden

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[soothsayer]

*shut up*

*i wasn't talking to you*

*why don't you want them to know about me?*

*leave me alone... you never leave me alone*

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Funny stuff. :laughing

[Jarodaka]

Dave I think ATM is very romantic.  I even look for ATM themed hallmark cards on special anniversaries.

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[Vater Araignee]

Noir leather.  Biker Baret.....black hat with a short rim, cool looking.

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yes, and Gay looking as well

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:woot: :woot: :woot: ITS SO TRUE!!! HahAHAHAHAHAHAHAHaHahAhAHaHAhah

[JaneDead]

seriously I keep my money in my buttcrack...I double dare someone to pick that!!!

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[Paper Hearts]

I once dated a guy who used to be on a low carb diet before he met me.  It was hard for me to trust him at first, but I got over it.

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[Vater Araignee]

Theres no such thing as a free lunch....I hate to rain on your parade but maybe his wife wants you two guys to sword fight for her amusement.  :laughing

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Its wrong but funny

[JaneDead]

marblez had phees hand lodged in her browser!!! 

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[phee]

That is an old one.... bored today?

[JaneDead]

no actually i saw one of the "guests" was looking at that thread and so i read it too and saw that quote on there and couldn't pass it up

[Paper Hearts]

From the 'The Person above you' game, thread:

Float: invented dessert-before him people just had entrees then left

Edited August 15, 2005 by Paper Hearts

[JaneDead]

Heh! Something about the way pruney skin feels rubbed against someone else's pruney skin...and someone is always cold...and the lube gets washed away so it is like stuffing a baloon in a piggybank. *bleh*

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[Homicidalheathen]

ohhh yeah baby pour those beans all over my sweet sweet cheez its you know how i like it

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[JaneDead]

Hey, I'm colored, though many of you just consider me another cracker.

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[Homicidalheathen]

If only this was a real room, I could perform bad attempts at seduction with many of you at the same time,

----and you could compare notes.

[Homicidalheathen]

You're beautiful! And you have great hands-soft, gentle, statuesque,

perfect

...... penis-touching hands!

If you'd like a written transcript of "You can touch it, if you want to"

send 9.95 a-head of time to

Touch My Penis

Po Box 6969

Chicago, IL 60612

[Homicidalheathen]

<-----Has plenty of smart-ass answers for you, but nothing really useful.  :fear  :whistling

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