~funny quotes of dgn~

[Homicidalheathen]

My penis is microscopic.

Does that mean I am hyper-intelligent?

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[TomCat]

ok, that made me laugh

[mallochai]

some girl was talking bout the clothes she wore when going clubbing.

didnt like her lack of intalect, her dress sense, or attatude issues..

so i describe my clubbing clothes, rubber wellies, rubber apron, big rubber gauntlets, hairnet goggles and facemask

"you'll look pretty odd in that"

"not really. i really dont want to get blood on me when i'm out seal clubbing"

gets rid of em every time

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[Homicidalheathen]

Im the lords' gift to prozac.

Does that count?????

[torn asunder]

I'll be your friend.  I got a big cock.

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[torn asunder]

Welcome to Hell. Here's your handbasket. Happy shopping.

[Dollardave]

:blink  :laughing

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[saechalyn]

as usual,

my teletubby got a lot more action   

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[Homicidalheathen]

Yay! I am not the only one who finds Eternals posts hellarious.....

[JaneDead]

my ex used to think it was super hot when I did household chores, but I think that was just an excuse to get me to do the dishes....

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[JaneDead]

thanks!  do you have any biscotti????

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Yes I do... but the docter said it was treatable.

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[phee]

[JaneDead]

phee is one phunny motherphuc... ok you get the idea. phee makes me laugh!

[phee]

phee is one phunny motherphuc... ok you get the idea. phee makes me laugh!

Anybody can with Nitrocoxide!!!

[JaneDead]

a burning ring of fire? tongue.gif

the great *brown* eye of sauron? laughing.gif

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You know this flame of which I speak of White Man ???

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[JaneDead]

Glad you dont either, hate them skinny minnies (well...hate is such a strong word...sorry all you skinnie minnies but go eat a Big Mac and get back to me)

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[Brenda Starrr]

Sometimes, if she's really lucky I imagine that I'm Phee.

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[JaneDead]

Hows your day going today?

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It's um.... I think I will have to use a life line regies.

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[phee]

Danke

[paradox]

If you stick your tounge inside of me, I will be your slave.

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[bean]

From a thread about tails from the sonic games...

sure he can fly but who cares when the only place he should fly to is back on his home on bitch island

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[torn asunder]

I'd like to take this opportunity to point out that 'dork' used to mean 'penis'.

Which makes your post dirrrrrrty!

hehe  dork  oh the possibilities!  *runs off thinking of silly phrases to use "dork" in*

Hung out with a bunch of dorks in the woods, wearing funny costumes, drinking like tomorrow would never come!

:doh :laughing :whistling

[Marblez]

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And he hasn't been around long enough to know about Phee's large right hand!

Edited September 19, 2005 by Marblez

[Brenda Starrr]

:blink

[JaneDead]

Will you get a new place with a room for Phee and I to have a bunk bed in?

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I'll do what I can. You might have to share a room with my son.

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that is sick Brenda.... Do you know how loudly and frantically Paper Hearts and I hump?

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