~funny quotes of dgn~

[JaneDead]

Hey, I'm colored, though many of you just consider me another cracker.

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[Homicidalheathen]

I'm a walking cock.  When I drive in my car I'm a cock on wheels.

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[JaneDead]

Today is 9/22. One day before I become 40. I can still form big words and I don't pee my pants. I must still be okay.

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[JaneDead]

crack melts in your mouth, not in your hand...you silly rabbit

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[Brenda Starrr]

aren't you already taken? or doesn't your boyfriend mind someone else snackin' on his cracker? 

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You really make me laugh!

[Homicidalheathen]

for funny rap, that would be sir mix a lot. and for dirty funny rap - 2 live crew.

for political rap - public enemy. though nwa can be considered political too. to me they are more gangster rap though.

then there is c-rap. that is just the crap on the radio i can not stand.

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C rap....heh had a good laugh. :cheerful

[TomCat]

It's good to be the Queen.

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She's finally accepted this OBVIOUS FACT. No longer the Queen of Denial, she's the DGN Queen. All hail Her Majesty, Queen Brenda.

[Brenda Starrr]

She's finally accepted this OBVIOUS FACT.  No longer the Queen of Denial, she's the DGN Queen.  All hail Her Majesty, Queen Brenda.

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Oh jeez.....

I was kidding!!!

[TomCat]

Oh jeez.....

I was kidding!!!

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Me too...

Your Higness.

[Homicidalheathen]

I've been told all that numerous times, with an added "your pussy will rot away/you will die from disease."  Yep.  Fuck me 'till my pussy rots.  That's my new motto.  Bitches.

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Ha ha and fucking ha. :devil

[phee]

QUOTE(Paper Hearts @ Oct 6 2005, 06:12 PM)

Treats various cuts of meat as if they were his own family. -Gives them ciggarettes and ocaisionally macaroni and cheese. Takes them to see the fireworks.

[Paper Hearts]

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Funniest part is, it's true.

[Homicidalheathen]

Thought this post said phee-jisms instead of phee-isms oh well just my thoughts.

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Heh Heh can always count on $$ to crack me up

[unchaste]

I forget what thread it was in, but EvilEve once said something like "Don't make assumptions, because that makes an ass out of umption, and that really pisses umption off."

[bean]

By a deffinition of a parasite  mankind is a parasite and mother nature is trying to cleanse herself of the infestion......yikes that means us

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Oh I see.

I gave her VD. :devil

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:laughing

[JaneDead]

well all I said to you was "hi".  I actually felt a bit embarrassed because I thought I was rude but I wasn't trying to be. 

Here is an angst ridden poem I wrote and you can put it on your livejournal page:

I hate myself and want to die

I am goth and thus I cry

I got a shirt at hot topic and it was neat

but it was the wrong size and I lost my receipt

now I can't get a refund or even store credit

So my entire life's a waste and I feel so pathetic

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[phee]

Phee I am glad that you got this time away to take pause and reflect. DGN is a serious lifetime commitment and at times it can get overwhelming. Believe me I know. I once killed myself because someone posted something bad about me but then I realized they were talking about Richard Simmons, so I came back to life. I got fired from my last 16 jobs for being on DGN all day, they thought it was a message board!!! Can you believe that?

Sometimes I think DGN has made me a bad wife and mother, but then I remember I don't have a husband or kids. Could be that they left me, though, and I didn't notice.

[saechalyn]

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WOOHOO I am teh funnay!!

[mallochai]

WOOHOO I am teh funnay!!

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Indeedly!

And then.... Head Wreck made a Dr. Who reference! Sweet! My geekness salutes you, and flips it's super long scarf. :grin

new mini's are the anti-tardis

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[paradox]

Would anyone please like to cuddle me w/o fucking me first?

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[JaneDead]

I have super abilites too like the abilty to give my own self a blowjob.  Thought you'd all just like to know that.    Hang in there dc shit will get better.  I know lady windstone likes you alot why don't u guys start talking/get frisky.

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only you double d, only you

[Brenda Starrr]

Ahhh. Funny. Funny is good. Especially right now.

[torn asunder]

..one drunk piss head swinging his feet at head hieght goosestepping in a circle, kicking one girl in the face (not on!) with some demented "I have hot stuff on my tounge, wanna see what colour it is" expression...

:woot: BWAAAHAahahahahahaahaahaa :laughing

[Head Wreck]

my first entry in here... i feel so proud

[Reaper]

At least you had one!