~funny quotes of dgn~

[phee]

I disagree. (However, I am a gothasaurus and can still remember what a living hell the 70s actually were)!

Thank you Onyx

[JaneDead]

Not sure if this is the right forum for this, but I figure with Phee going on vacation in Marseille and rayne having a weird fetish for spoken french, here's a little sample of what 4 years of French class taught me.

Of course:

Bonjour: Hello

Au revoir: Goodbye

Merci: Thank You

S'il vous plait: Please

Je vous en prie: You're welcome

Je suis de Detroit: I'm from Detroit

J'ai besion de faire pipi: I have to pee.

Questions:

Ou est le toilette/restaurant/hotel?: Where is the bathroom/restaurant/hotel?

Quelle heure est-il?: What time is it?

Que faites-vous comme metier?: What do you do for a living?

Pourquoi est-ce que to me deteste?: Why do you hate me?

Porquoi est-ce que vous sentez comme le poisson?: Why do you smell like fish?

Commands:

Donne-moi un sandwich et une biere.: Give me a sandwich and a beer.

Maintenant: Now.

Arretez!: Stop!

Compliments:

Je t'aime: I love you

Tu est belle/beau: You are beautiful/handsome.

Tu ne sente pas comme le poisson: You don't smell like fish.

This is all that I can think of off the top of my head, but if you want to learn how to say another word/phrase, just ask.

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[saechalyn]

I went to a swinger dance and honestly I get more play at CC.

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[torn asunder]

*sigh*  All you silly young gothlings!  Some of you are too young to remember what life was like without the net.  It was horrifying.  We had to go to the library to do homework!  Argh!  Through ten feet of snow.  Uphill both ways.

*hobbles off on cane*

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[torn asunder]

oasis; just fuck of and die you fucking john lennon ripoff merchant pissheads with a monobrow and a haircut formed with the aid of a cerial bowl

[Rayne]

From the Coffee House:

I would like a doughnut.

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I would say I have a couple but I am currently working on utilizing them.  Thank you, please drive thru.

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No, biotch! I want a f*cking doughnut!!!

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I told you, even fucking them is out of the question right now.  Would you like fries with that?

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Edited November 22, 2005 by rayne

[Rayne]

*Leans over frozen food case*

Baby, as long as you're not "fat free", I'm excited as sin.

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[Brenda Starrr]

Reaper made a fuuuuuuuuuunny!

Reaper made a fuuuuuuuuuunny!

[Brenda Starrr]

Oh shit! I made a funny, too!!

[Reaper]

Oh shit! I made a funny, too!!

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As I have said before, I'll make ya famous.

[Brenda Starrr]

I'll make YOU infamous.

[Rayne]

As I have said before, I'll make ya famous.

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I'll make YOU infamous.

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And I'll make ya both famous. :grin

[Reaper]

I'll make YOU infamous.

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Or horny.

[Brenda Starrr]

And I'll make ya both famous. :grin

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Ta daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

[Reaper]

Or horny.

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damn post h00rs

[Brenda Starrr]

damn post h00rs

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Proud to be one!

[Rayne]

damn post h00rs

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I am a post whore....and I LIKE it! :grin

[Brenda Starrr]

Yeah, just walk up to them and say, Lets Bang Bitch.  That always worked for me.

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[Msterbeau]

Umm.......noooooo........ :innocent

Well, uhhhh.......hmmm.......no, yeah....I'm gonna go with no.

Oh...my...God....

:blushing

I need to get ready for work now.

I don't think anyone but me is gonna find these funny... :whistling

[Rayne]

I don't think anyone but me is gonna find these funny...  :whistling

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*giggle* ...... YAY!!! My first quote that made it in here.... :grin

[Msterbeau]

*giggle* ...... YAY!!! My first quote that made it in here.... :grin

Except for you... It was bound to happen ya know...

[Rayne]

Except for you...  It was bound to happen ya know... 

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I type a lot without thinking first....I'm surprised my "threadjacking" comment isn't up here.

[saechalyn]

Wow. Who knew that swank Spongebob Squarepants slippers would make me such a chick magnet?

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:laughing :laughing :laughing :laughing

[Rayne]

If I call you a crackhead, that means that I love you. If you really ARE a crackhead, I won't love you till you get out of rehab.

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[Head Wreck]

They were so big there was no way for them to even crawl out the window. Being a good person.. I stayed with them until the wrecker arrived... and did my best to hide my urge to laugh hystarically.... if they had actually started to sink in more I am pretty sure I could have gotten them out.. maybe... but god damn that was funny.

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