~funny quotes of dgn~

[JaneDead]

they sit near the vaginal opening with the base of the cup trapping the cooter shut like the Gates of Heaven to Adolf Hitler.

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[SomeDanGuy]

I just remembered that squeaky-toy breast implants would be an awesome idea -- you could have boobs like the girls in anime!

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[soothsayer]

"This is pathetic... the last guy I was with snapped my pelvis bone in under 5 minutes"

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:laughing :blink

[JaneDead]

Is this a thread were we can ask for the things we need? I want $ 250,000 in small unmarked bills to be delivered to the mail box on Wayne Rd near Ford at 3pm by next Tuesday. That is all.

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[paradox]

even with my "enhanced vision," I swim the turbulent & stormiest of seas with exceptional perception and understanding of what goes on around me.  Sometimes, I wish I didn't pick up on everything...ignorance is bliss...and damn my eyes, damn them!

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[JaneDead]

what is this detroit geriatrics dot net?

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[paradox]

How 'bout I just send you a nude pic and we call it a day?

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[JaneDead]

I either rock, or I'm a freak. Or, maybe I'm a rockin' freak. Or, a freakin' rock.

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[Brenda Starrr]

Damn...

2 in a row? I rule.

[LadyWindstone]

woohoo i got quoted. :blink

[paradox]

Side note to pretty much everyone:

You have pre-permission touch me in any non-painful way.    :whistling

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:woot: :laughing

[JaneDead]

Tanning? gawwd no, thats definite skin abuse. The only radiation I get to much of is from the computer monitor.

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[Rozzlyn]

I've been quoted twice. If I get quoted a third time, I get a new pointed stick to poke people with.

[Daevion]

:grin

[paradox]

this simply had to be preserved... :laughing :laughing :laughing :laughing

Y'all are making me want it.

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well.. bend over....

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Why? Are you going to discreetly stick a CD up my ass?

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Pfft....

All I said was that I wanted it. I guess it was open to interpretation.

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[TomCat]

I've been quoted twice.    If I get quoted a third time, I get a new pointed stick to poke people with. 

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LOL! Good enough Roz, I think you knew this one would get you that shiny, pointy, new stick, didn't you?

[Brenda Starrr]

lol, I don't know what month I'd work out for, I'll let the ladies choose...lie Fucktember or Getoutahererary

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[soothsayer]

Is going to be totally hot in the soon-to-be-purchased corset

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This is so funny because it wasn't meant for me but it read that way in the person above you game. :laughing

[Brenda Starrr]

That WAS hysterical!

[SomeDanGuy]

You ASSUME that was meant for Brenda, but I didn't name names :whistling

[soothsayer]

:whistling

[Daevion]

I beleive that women should throw that list out of the window and just stick with the basics "Is he alive(or dead whichever way you girls go for)?" "Is he respectful?" "Does he have a nice dick?" And Thats all.

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:grin

[SomeDanGuy]

you want troy and phee to make a manwich out of you. don't lie. you know it is true.

[Jarodaka]

Not unless the internet is lying to me, and we all know that everything published online is absolute fact

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[JaneDead]

I just flatout like being a dirty whore in bed

B~

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