~funny quotes of dgn~

[TomCat]

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LOL! btw, I swear she stole that line from me.

[JaneDead]

what line? i dont see anything there. is it when i say nothing at all i am being funniest?

[TomCat]

LOL, Trickery! Gosh dang you wicked woman. You are the Lucy to my Charlie Brown!!!

[JaneDead]

Just my 2 cents. Now I'm broke!

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[JaneDead]

i have been called evil and wicked but for all the wrong reasons

[TomCat]

Says you! LOL

[JaneDead]

well i have a friend who calls me evil and wicked because i know what he is thinking without him having to say it. so when i do say it... he thinks i am somehow inside his mind and it trips him out. how that makes me wicked and evil... i don't know??

[TomCat]

well i have a friend who calls me evil and wicked because i know what he is thinking without him having to say it. so when i do say it... he thinks i am somehow inside his mind and it trips him out. how that makes me wicked and evil... i don't know??

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Wicked for sure, but not eveil. :innocent

[paradox]

Wait.....you weren't there?  Who was that guy I hung out with the whole night??

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[paradox]

"By accident" is that a later movie of his after "Speed"?

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[The Lady]

BrendaStarr 6:49 pm

I also like the longer skirts because it makes people wonder just what's in there. Like, if I'm hiding a gun or a midget or something.

:woot:

[Brenda Starrr]

I'm funny! I'm funnyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!

[Rozzlyn]

LOL!  Good enough Roz, I think you knew this one would get you that shiny, pointy, new stick, didn't you?

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I think you just knew that my penis is bigger than the Internet.

[soothsayer]

aw you guys are so cute it makes me all warm and fuzzy inside.

*burp*

oh that was just heart burn

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:laughing

Go Dyno!

[SomeDanGuy]

I bet you say that to ALL the girls...

"Dual slit experiment" - you cad.

[Brenda Starrr]

I never wanted to be a science project until now. I wonder why...

[Brenda Starrr]

I am a trumpet player.  (A *real* trumpet - no trouser-trumpet jokes now)!

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[paradox]

This has all become something like a dick-measuring contest with a blank ruler.

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[JaneDead]

to be honest with you, I hate when you're banging a dead corpse and her husbands ghosts is flying all over the room.  You just know that his ghost is haunting my cracker ass for eternity.    One time I was banging this dead chick and her leg fell off.    You know what they say: once you go necro, you never go to petco.  I don't know what that means.  Have a nice day.

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only you b.s., only you

[Marblez]

only you b.s., only you

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B.S. Indeed. lol.

[phee]

superman and green lantern can go fuck themselves as far as he's concerned.

[Paper Hearts]

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Am I supposed to claim that?

[JaneDead]

Actually, it's a Maneschewitz Matzo Chicken & Ball Soup jar.  That's about twenty-four ounces of Kosher -- not twelve ounces of Skippy.  Sorry the label come off when I wash it!

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[TomCat]

god damn son.

as this being the first thread ive ever read from

porting over from DCC i guess all that circle jerking about

"more relaxed board" is just a bunch of BS.

at least over at DCC racists sarcasm isnt taken lightly by

anyone you ignorant fuck.

go back to your loli porn red neck slut.

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This is funny. Funnier if you know me. :laughing BTW, I think Skunkboy came here and read this post first, for a reason. LOL

[phee]

go back to your loli porn red neck slut.

I don't even know what that is...