~funny quotes of dgn~

[JaneDead]

Phee, you ain't a fresh MC like me

Fresh Kid T

from Detroit, my exploits put you to shame

phee should be changed to pee as your new username

I get the ho's, I got the clothes

I got special nylon cleanex for when I blow my nose

when I go to shows, me and mine are in front rows

my speakers are bose, my rhymes are prose

little piggy went to the market when you play with my toes

peace, I'm out suckas

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[The Lady]

Also, you confuse me for a woman -- you see, that's just my anatomy giving you the wrong idea....

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SO much funnier because I can kind of identify...

[SomeDanGuy]

speaking of doughnuts, is Tim Horton's food sort of like an in-flight meal, only on the ground, to you?

That is so apt!

[Brenda Starrr]

Pshhhh....hardly, first: I'm on strike.  Second: she's a happily married woman.  Thirdl: My tongue only reaches my eyebrows, not Baltimore, MD.

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=) :cheerful :grin :laughing :woot:

[JaneDead]

He is the best looking pickle I've ever seen. I can't find that at Sam's Club!

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[Black Sunday9]

<insert every post by dollar dave here>

[JaneDead]

Am I a stupid person like you?

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no you're not like me.

but yes, you are stupid.

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[phee]

Glad we can entertain you...

[JaneDead]

oh you have no idea :laughing

[JaneDead]

As for that offensive statement... :grin

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[Nerdcore]

dyno

what ar eu talking about.. been outta the loop

"oh and nerdy smart too and you know we all love that! "

:whistling

[JaneDead]

what do you mean what am i talking about? the quote from Vater Araignee you mean?

[JaneDead]

Troy Spiral was able to articulate exactly how I feel about DC and Marvel comics.  Exactly how I feel....

He was superman (his powers were apparently the ability to edit and delete my posts and then send me warning emails) and I was Lex Luthor (I have no hair and I was the villain of the old DGN).   

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[JaneDead]

I'd like something swimming in Olestra please.  I'm tired of using the bathroom only a couple times a day

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[Homicidalheathen]

First you live. Then you die. And then you die some more. Welcome to life.

[Paper Hearts]

quote=Dollardave,Jun 7 2005, 02:26 PM]

The tornado swooped me up I'm in Oz at the moment be back later this week. Theres no place like home.

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[Paper Hearts]

=( Poured out my true feelings.  Its true tho I've love being in between those mounds with mr johnson in her mouth the bigger the better all I gotta say breastwise.

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For the second time today, $D$D has fucked me up.

[JaneDead]

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Edited June 9, 2005 by dynomiiiiite

[Brenda Starrr]

On this list I voted for dynomiite cuz she was cute and had like enormous jugs.

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I laughed so hard that I honked. Someone PLEASE get me some tissue-I'm f*cking CRYING.

[Paper Hearts]

I laughed so hard that I honked. Someone PLEASE get me some tissue-I'm f*cking CRYING.

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D$D$ is our leader...

[SomeDanGuy]

I'm just waiting for Sock Puppet to post in the "Fisting" thread.  He might have some valuable info for all interested parties.

[Guest Megalicious]

My absolute favorite is the commercial for the drug that fixes your depression yet lists diarhea, nausea and vomiting, frequent nose bleeds and loss of hair or a decrease in libido as possible side effects.

What in fuck is more saddening and hopeless then shitting yourself or throwing it up if it doesn't get that far, having blood surging from your face while your hair lays in piles on the floor around you and then you can't even get an orgasm to put yourself at ease for a moment??!

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LOL

[float]

There are 10 kinds of people in the world

Those who understand Binary Code

and those who don't

[Daevion]

There are 10 kinds of people in the world

Those who understand Binary Code

and those who don't

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LOL..oh gawd thats funny :laughing

[Black Sunday9]

Ya but I'm gonna have a bbq too.  Apartment manager shouldn't be a problem considering my dads fucked her b4.

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I totally don't mean to take the attempted suicide thread lightly or think there is anything funny about it, but I do admit I laughed at DD here too after someone said they drank bleach:

I dont even know where to start with this.  edit.  Now I do is that why your face is so white?  Tried bleaching yourself?

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