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DIVORCE PARTY!


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Odims is offically divorced. So, being the good girlfriend I am, I am throwing a party for the divorce of the retched whore that is his ex-wife.

When: April 22nd.

Where: City Club.

Time: Um, good question. There will be some pre-gamin at the hotel. Mostly when CC opens, until it's time for us to have drunken sex.

If you would like to partake in such a wonderful event, then you can let me know via PM or what not.

Hurray, for us!

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You mean I too can have drunken sex with odim?

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You mean I too can have drunken sex with odim?

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Yes. But for all drunken sex, I have to be there. Weather I take part in it or not.

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Yes. But for all drunken sex, I have to be there. Weather I take part in it or not.

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hmmmm tempting, I will need someone that is good with a camera.....I'll bend him in so many ways, Gumby would scream!

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hmmmm tempting, I will need someone that is good with a camera.....I'll bend him in so many ways, Gumby would scream!

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Neat.

He bends me in more ways then that I bet. :wink

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Neat.

He bends me in more ways then that I bet.  :wink

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LoL

I don't know about that....you know gumby right?

GUMBY.jpg

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LoL

I don't know about that....you know gumby right?

GUMBY.jpg

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*makes joke at self*

I'm not THAT much younger than him. :cheerful

Yes, I watched Gumby when I was little. I bet I get bent more than him tho. :whistling

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Well at least one of us is getting bent.....oh wait a minute.....nope fuck it lol

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:fear

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divorce party - like throwing a going away party for someone the day after they move.

grats to odims, tho for it being done and over with. and grats for the both of you.

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Odims is offically divorced. So, being the good girlfriend I am, I am throwing a party for the divorce of the retched whore that is his ex-wife.

When: April 22nd.

Where: City Club.

Time: Um, good question. There will be some pre-gamin at the hotel. Mostly when CC opens, until it's time for us to have drunken sex.

If you would like to partake in such a wonderful event, then you can let me know via PM or what not.

Hurray, for us!

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I'm not so keen on the drunken sex--with anyone--but I should be able to help Odims celebrate his new divorce.

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I'm not so keen on the drunken sex--with anyone--but I should be able to help Odims celebrate his new divorce.

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Well, I guess that means that I'm not coming!

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a party? :erm

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Yes, I watched Gumby when I was little. I bet I get bent more than him tho. :whistling

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have any female relatives of a reasonable age?

say... between bleeding and death?

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have any female relatives of a reasonable age?

say... between bleeding and death?

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Nope. I have a sister, but she's engaged or something like that.

Other than that, I really don't know.

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See you there

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See you there

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Neat.

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I will be in the building across the way seeing you while I touch myself

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I will be in the building across the way seeing you while I touch myself

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Thats neat too.

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Thats neat too.

Until the end. Then it's not very neat at all... Rather messy, in fact.

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SPLOOOGE!
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Until the end.  Then it's not very neat at all...  Rather messy, in fact.

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This is a true statement. That is why you have the "Towel of Death" near by. :blink

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Nope. I have a sister, but she's engaged or something like that.

Other than that, I really don't know.

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engaged? oh what's any sort of monogamous commitment mean to ANYone nowadays?... pfft

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engaged?  oh what's any sort of monogamous commitment mean to ANYone nowadays?... pfft

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Speak for yourself. It means quite a lot to some.

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Speak for yourself.  It means quite a lot to some.

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Yes, it does. It means a LOT of money to those who have pre-nups. :grin

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