DIVORCE PARTY!

[Msterbeau]

This is a true statement. That is why you have the "Towel of Death" near by. :blink

Shouldn't that be the towel of doom?

[Goth Brooks]

Speak for yourself.  It means quite a lot to some.

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someone hand me the sarcasm bat

[ZhukovCodeslinger]

Congrats on being free....

question... will this cut down on the awesome fun pervert factor of being a legal adultor? :woot:

I have heard it was wicked fun like makeup sex (like making up with your S O. sex, not the kind you have when you are 11 and get lost at a carnival and make the mistake of following a carnie because "he knows where to find what you are looking for"... not that I have intimate knowledge of such things)

god im tired... maybe ill see you guys on saturday... if im up to it. I have been partly out of commission for a week now.

[CandyQuackenbush]

Shouldn't that be the towel of doom?

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It could be the "Towel of Expired Life". :blink

[CandyQuackenbush]

Congrats on being free....

question... will this cut down on the awesome fun pervert factor of being a legal adultor?  :woot:

I have heard it was wicked fun like makeup sex (like making up with your S O. sex, not the kind you have when you are 11 and get lost at a carnival and make the mistake of following a carnie because "he knows where to find what you are looking for"... not that I have intimate knowledge of such things)

god im tired... maybe ill see you guys on saturday... if im up to it. I have been partly out of commission for a week now.

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:blink

Um.. you have very interesting questions..... I like that.

Well, if you up to it, wonderful. I got my hotel room booked, and pre party is there.

[CandyQuackenbush]

DISCLAIMER FOR DIVORCE PARTY:

IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO COME TO THE HOTEL ROOM BEFORE CITY CLUB, GO TO THE LOBBY AND ASK FOR JESSICA KNIGHT. HAVE THEM CALL MY ROOM, AND TELL THEM YOU NEED TO SPEAK WITH ME.

GIVE ME YOUR DGN NAME, AND I WILL GIVE YOU THE OKAY.

BYOB IF SO DESIRED. I WILL HAVE SOME STUFF FOR PRE-PARTY DRINKIN'

[Brenda Starrr]

Can I jump out of the cake?

[holliwood66]

Coolio~ Tho FYI:

If you used a credit card to reserve a room at the Ramada: check your statement right afterwards. I had one of the bitches who worked at the front desk go on a $1560 shopping spree with my card number (at the most ghetto-fabulous online stripper stores imaginable)...

[ZhukovCodeslinger]

sorry, we couldnt be there. Old age and wounds that wont heal quickly enough precluded me from going and holliwood was super nice and stayed with me.

[BlackHound]

My last one ended with a fist fight.