How Many Times...

[creatureofthenyte]

None

How many times am I gonna have to deal with a stuffed nose this winter ?

[Burrich1]

Totally depends on how many times you stick things up your nose.

How many times am I going to be a total smart ass tonite?

[creatureofthenyte]

enough times to make me laugh.

How many times do you usually get off when you do your wife/gf/so ?

[GothicRavenGoddess (3)]

I totally stop counting after 10 or so...

How many times have you had to stifle a groan/pant/moan/scream from your sex partner due to neighbors/company/doing it at a friend's house/ect...?

[jadnifer]

With my current partner....more than just a couple not to mention myself.

How many times have you had to stick your face in a pillow to stifle some sex sounds because you didnt want anyone else to hear or you were being too loud?

[GothicRavenGoddess (3)]

d00d!!! i so just asked that question!!!!!! im only as loud as my environment allows me to be.... i try to be quiet when i know i need to be... but sometimes being loud adds too it, and sometimes being quiet intensifies it.... okay, enough w/ the sex questions before this thread gets moved...

How many times have you ordered extra (whatever) and you don't get it, but you paid for it?

[jadnifer]

Too many times to count and it REALLY pisses me off!!

How many times has someone made you eat a jalapeno?

[Burrich1]

Once. I discovered I liked them. I never make anyone eat anything, but everyone should try everything at least once.

How many times have you avoided eating something because it had a bad reputation?

[odims_sphere]

never, I like food!

How many strips of bacon does it take to cover your head?

[Head Wreck]

i cannot say i have tried it, yet been able to fathom the problem

whats the airspeed velocity of a swallow carrying a coconut

[GothicRavenGoddess (3)]

can it even leave the ground? I picture it rolling the thing around, while walking on top of it, then losing control, and not having enough brains to let go and fly away, and it get rolled over by it own coconut.

was that funny or what?

[Burrich1]

Actually, correct answer would have been to ask if it were an African swallow or a European swallow.

How many times will the premise of this game be forgotten?

[GothicRavenGoddess (3)]

hey, i fixed it, gawd... i answered the question and then asked one when i was done....

How many times do ppl not pay attention to you??

[Burrich1]

LMAO!!! when you start paying attention and start your question with HOW MANY TIMES.

How many times does your power go off in a year?

[bean]

I don't keep track

How many times do you wash behind your ears in a month?

[Der Nister]

Often I'm guessing.

How many times do you wake up during the night to turn over?

[bean]

many

how many times do you ignore your phone in a day?

[Der Nister]

Almost never unless it's a number I don't recognize.

How many times have you called your s.o. just to say hello in a single day?

[GothicRavenGoddess (3)]

7 or 8

he couldn't get phone calls, and all i could hear was his voicemail message... i cried every time.... we aren't together anymore, but we are friends... i miss him...

how many times has the other person't family gotten in the way of you being w/ someone?

[Der Nister]

Twice - that's why I'm not with them.

How many times have you gone into a room and forgotten what you were looking for?

[creatureofthenyte]

Never. If I ever met someone, with whom that factor came into play, I wouldn't be with her, because more then likely she'd probably turn out to be too young for me anyway and who needs that crap.

How many times do you wish you were somewhere else ?

[bean]

all the time

how many times have you given someone a fake phone number?

[Burrich1]

Only once that I can remember.

How many times have you read your favorite book?

[creatureofthenyte]

once so far, Ive not finished it yet.

How many times do you stay up late posting ?

[bean]

too many

how many times do you hit snooze in the morning?