How Many Times...

[Msterbeau]

Zero. I don't like being dizzy anymore.

How man times will I jump for joy today?

[EAF (1)]

Hopefully billions!

How many times do I have to be reminded of things I hate about myself? *grrrrr*

[Burrich1]

More often than you want too.

How many times am I going to be late for work cause I'm busy posting on DGN?

[creatureofthenyte]

Depends on how important whatever it is you're posting is to you.

How many times have you been bored, found something to do, and then became bored all over again, and wished there was a way to break the cycle ?

[GothicRavenGoddess (3)]

lots of times...

how many times have you posted something, and TONS of ppl look, but don't say anything???

[creatureofthenyte]

a few times, hey I looked and said somethin...pay attention

How many times do you wake up in the morning, having just had a strange dream ?

[Burrich1]

Quite often.

How many times can you no longer remember what said dream was about within a half an hour after waking up?

[creatureofthenyte]

Pretty much every time. I wake up, I can usually remember bits and pieces of it, and if there were people in it, but I can Never see their faces in my dream; their faces are always blank. This morning was kind of an exception; I dreamt that I was on my bed makin out with some girl, couldn't see her face to identify her, but I woke up with a smile on my face lol.

How many times do you wake up in the morning, and discover that you have to re-install your top sheet and blanket(s) all over again ?

[littlepinkkitty]

i dont make my bed i am a wild child

how many times have you wanted to crush someone into little bits because they are a jerk?

[Msterbeau]

Too often. Which is kinda sad.

How many times do you say stuff that makes me crack up?

[creatureofthenyte]

As often as I can, making people laugh is as important to Me as breathing is.

How many times am I gonna have to sit at the paper shredder gettin rid of junk mail ?

[Burrich1]

Never again. Whenever I get junk mail, I search through it all looking for prepaid postage return envelopes, and cram everytyhing they sent me, and whatever other trash I can fit into it in those. The idiots who send those only have to pay for it if they are used. Not only am I doing my part in keeping the price of stamps down by utilizing the postal service, but I am making those assholes pay for sending me that crap again, and then some. Plus I hate it when people raise my "carbon footprint" like that and give me more crap I feel responsible for recycling. I dont need that kind of pressure. TAKE THAT YOU CORPORATE INSTUTION FU%$ERS!!!!

How cool of an idea was that!!!??

[creatureofthenyte]

Um, that idea sounds pretty badass... but

How many times are you gonna forget to put How many times in front of your question ?

[Burrich1]

LMAO, probably just that once, cause I was so excited about giving my answer, I forgot what game I was playing.

How many times does a left handed lesiban eskimo midget albino lower childern into open manholes?

[creatureofthenyte]

About as many times as Phee gets caught in an avacado avalanche in eastern Asia.

How many times do cows jump over the moon ?

[Burrich1]

Totally depends on what was being smoked.

How many times have you had to supress road rage over the last week?

[jadnifer]

More times than I would care to admit.

how many times have you eaten pizza this week?

[Burrich1]

Only once.

How many times have you wondered if that was a cop behind you this week?

[jadnifer]

I do that everytime I look in the mirror.

How many times have you gotten a ticket?

[Burrich1]

Seven, but most of them were close to fifteen years ago, shortly after i first started driving.

how many times have you tried to get out of a ticket by coming up with some creative story?

[jadnifer]

Funny never done that

Have you ever flirted with a cop to get out of a ticket?

[Burrich1]

Since i've never been pulled over by a girl cop, no. I suspect there would have been some police brutality involved if i did.... than again.... possibly not.

How many times are you going to forget to start your question with how many times?

[SuZQZ]

Several more times, guaranteed.

How many times have you wished you were a tree?

[Burrich1]

Seeing how my degree's in forestry, probably a few more times than the average person.

How many times have you visited a national park?

[SuZQZ]

Not many, but will hopefully remedy that throughout the years ahead.

How many times have you gone somewhere along Lake Superior?