How Many Times...

[Burrich1]

lol, more than I can count, seeing how my forestry degree came from MTU in Houghton.

How many times have you shook your head with amusement at the news this month?

[Kit Kat P]

none

how many times have you felt dread while watching the news lately?

[Gaf The Horse With Tears]

Every time the say the word "Hillary". She gives new meaning to "China Syndrome"

How many times have you thrown something at the TV this month?

[Kit Kat P]

Twice

How many times has it felt like November arrived too swiftly this year?

[EAF (1)]

A few, like 3? But really hell it's Michigan...you half expect it...

How many times have you seen a dreary, rainy, or otherwise un-ideal day as something beautiful?

[creatureofthenyte]

Never

How many times am I gonna have such a crappy day at work like today was ?

[Burrich1]

That all depends on when you can retire, or find something to do for a living that doesn't involve doing anything.

How many times am I going to have to clean up after other people at work?

[Kit Kat P]

infinitely # of times, or until you stop doing it for them

How many times am I going to crave chocolate this morning.

[creatureofthenyte]

Until you recieve the proper motivation to get up offa yer tookus and get some chocolutttt!

How many times am I gonna get screwed over by co workers and end up having a significantly lengthened day as a result ?

[EAF (1)]

As many times as me and you seem like a bleeding heart too...so yeah...lots and lots and lots and lots and lots...and lots...but you'll probably learn to say no before me...

How many times can a heart break before it dies?

[Marmee_Noir]

Pretty sure it just takes once!

Real question is how many times can it be revived?

[EAF (1)]

many times but you lose little pieces and it never feels the same...until one day you no longer have one...

How many times do you think someone will break mine until someone finally cares for me back?

[Marmee_Noir]

Ahhh a girl after my own ummm tainted heart! lol

And dahlin, prolly many many times. But I hear it's worth it in the end..

So how many "good, decent" guys are left out there?

[EAF (1)]

From what I can tell...very few...

that's why I hate most other chicks (not you of course ) they hurt the nice one's and mess them up...

How many times do you think it will take a guy before he understands that not all women are alike?

[Marmee_Noir]

Quite a few times. Assuming you find a decent guy who has just been burned to many times... There are few good ones out there, some of which are on this board, just sucks that they're looking the wrong way.. lol

How many time will you have to kiss a frog to find a prince? lol yeah I really couldn't think of anything better...

[Destroit]

I don't make out with frogs, animals just aren't my thing. I mean yeah, they're cute but not hot

To get off of men...

How many times have you uhmm hmmm...pissed today?

[Gaf The Horse With Tears]

3

How many times have you realized you were thinking about sex?

[Msterbeau]

Today? Damn... I haven't thought about sex today. What's wrong with me???????????????????????????????????????

How many times will you forget something today?

[Destroit]

Depends on the how many of the uhmm cigarettes I inhale today

How many times do you forget your cell phone at home in a week? (on average...I won't beat you if you're off...unless you want me to... )

[Kit Kat P]

probably about 7

how many times have i told you to put your socks away?

[Draco1958]

0, I know better.

How many times have I told you to quit hanging your underwear in the bathroom?

[jadnifer]

UMMM...Im pretty sure that you havent.

How many times have you taken out the garbage this week?

[EAF (1)]

NONE! My aunt is picky so while I stay with her she has been doing it

How many times have you said, "fuck it..." and didn't do something you were going/supposed to?

[Hellion]

How many times have you avoided most ppl,and succeeded.I do as much as possible.LOL!!

PS this is directed at me,LOL!!

[EAF (1)]

ummm...okay...I guess I never though I of a rule for people doing that *scratches head*

how many times have people suprised you with what they do or say in response to you? lol