DGN Coffee house...

[Brenda Starrr]

You must have heard about my weakness for mashed potatoes. Can I smear gravy on your nipples, Mr. Appleseed?

[phee]

Anybody want some steamed centipede on a creamcheese bagel, with a side order powdered breast milk?

[Brenda Starrr]

No thanks. Got gravy?

[phee]

If by gravy you mean puried ant larva yes

[Brenda Starrr]

No.

[phee]

How about sluglime sweetend nut bars covered in gecko blood?

[Paper Hearts]

I've got gravy Brenda. **pours hot gravy down his body**

[Brenda Starrr]

No. Do I have to leave?

[Brenda Starrr]

I've got gravy Brenda. **pours hot gravy down his body**

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

You're really looking for a good time today, aren't you, Paul?

[phee]

Yeah paul stop grossing her out..

[JaneDead]

lol you guys slay me

[Paper Hearts]

**has a bannana in his pocket AND is happy to see you**

[Paper Hearts]

**slays Dynomite**

[phee]

You know.... there are a lotta things out there in this big world of ours don't you think?

[Brenda Starrr]

I will lick the gravy off of that banana.

[Brenda Starrr]

Melissa slays ME.

[phee]

Slayer anyone?

[Brenda Starrr]

I mean, why waste a perfectly good banana?

[Paper Hearts]

Meanwhile...

Brenda continues likcing the gravy off my bannana while Dynomite lays mortally wounded on the floor. Phee puts on Slayer.

[Brenda Starrr]

You have no idea how much I love gravy. Or maybe it shows?

[phee]

Meanwhile...

Brenda continues likcing the gravy off my bannana while Dynomite lays mortally wounded on the floor. Phee puts on Slayer.

Sweet

[Paper Hearts]

It show because you've got a gravy "mustache", now.

[Brenda Starrr]

*Wipes off gravy mustache*

Funny, I'm usually neater than that....

[JaneDead]

you guys should all come to my house and entertain me every day

[Brenda Starrr]

I'm not funny in person.