DGN Coffee house...

[Brenda Starrr]

I can be really shy. Even if I've met the person before.

[Paper Hearts]

What happened? Okay. umm...I have backed away from getting any action? I...

**brings in the sheep**

[Brenda Starrr]

If you want action, meet me somewhere private and I'll show you all you want.

[Paper Hearts]

People really take liberties, sometimes.

I'll go with you Bren. Too many sheep in here, now, anyway.

[Brenda Starrr]

I don't dig sheep, anyway.

[Paper Hearts]

Little Calvinist bastards!

Where should we go?

[saechalyn]

Now I'm all alone...

*pats the sheep* Nice sheep. *starts to knit a sweater*

[Paper Hearts]

I would like someone to make me an afgahn with an afgahn dog on it and the shape of Afgahnastan.

[Brenda Starrr]

I'm not that talented.

[Paper Hearts]

And I should do it myself!

[Brenda Starrr]

I love watching you do it.

[saechalyn]

I drove past a prison work crew on the way home from work. One of them waved at me, so I waved back. And I thought wow, that's probably the most contact he's had with a woman in a while.

[Paper Hearts]

You love watching me knit?

[Brenda Starrr]

I can't do it, so yes.

Maybe I should get a job in a prison.....

[saechalyn]

Do I take that to imply that you are not getting the hot lovin you so richly deserve??

[Brenda Starrr]

I get a lot of hot lovin. You should see my toy drawer.

[saechalyn]

I have a new toy arriving *checks fedex website* tomorrow!

[LuluVox]

I just bit the everlovin' hell out of my lower lip.

[Brenda Starrr]

I have a toy store right down the street. I think I'll visit it on Friday. They have some cute panties, too.

[saechalyn]

Hi lulu, welcome to the pornographic coffee house... don't mind us, and be glad you missed the sheep!

[Brenda Starrr]

Would you like a vibrating penis?

[Paper Hearts]

Okay, I'm finished.

[Brenda Starrr]

Aren't we all?

[Paper Hearts]

-But I thought you couldn't knit-

[Brenda Starrr]

I wasn't talking about knitting.