DGN Coffee house...

[Paper Hearts]

i want a blow job-

[Brenda Starrr]

Maybe. I just wrote a new poem. Maybe I should write one about a blow job-giving ghost.....

[Brenda Starrr]

i want a blow job-

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Come here.....

[Paper Hearts]

**comes over there** **without hesitation**

[Brenda Starrr]

There's a good reason why I don't look 39.

[saechalyn]

On that note...time to go home! You crazy kids have fun...

[Brenda Starrr]

Bye, Angela!!!!

[Paper Hearts]

She's so squeemish...

[Brenda Starrr]

So....what do you want to do now??

[Paper Hearts]

What were we saying about blow jobs?

[Brenda Starrr]

Oh yeah, those!! I rule.

[Paper Hearts]

prove it.

[Brenda Starrr]

Bring it.

[Paper Hearts]

**has it with him at all times**

[Brenda Starrr]

Alright then.

[Paper Hearts]

Wow, this is just as good as people say blow jobs are!

[Brenda Starrr]

lmao!

[Paper Hearts]

that was very Steve Martin-esque comment, wasn't it? Speaking of that, do you have Chevy Chase bank in Baltimore? I don't know if I'd trust that man with my money...

[Brenda Starrr]

We do have those here. I wouldn't trust him with my $$$ either.

[Paper Hearts]

do you remember Funny Farm?

[Brenda Starrr]

I sure do. Are you singing it in your head right now?

[Paper Hearts]

No. I meant the Chevy Chase movie. Remember: sheep balls!!!

Uh oh. I said sheep.

[saechalyn]

*I* am squeamish?? You're the one who backed away from getting any action, it would appear.

I'm not squeamish, I am however a prude...until you get to know me

[Brenda Starrr]

A prude, I'm not. Would you believe that I can actually be very shy?

[saechalyn]

I do. I'm extremely shy about meeting new people...but once you get to know me, look out.