DGN Coffee house...

[Brenda Starrr]

Good. Now I can have my cophee and scone.

[Paper Hearts]

I'd like a glass of pebbles and a honret laced cigar-

[Brenda Starrr]

It's so beautiful here today. No humidity. I wish I had a full inhaler so that I could go out and enjoy it. Asthma and allergies blow.

[Paper Hearts]

Yeah, it's another miserable day in Detroit. We have every variety of shitty weather available.

[Brenda Starrr]

I have to go rinse my head. Oh, and blow dry. So I look good. Because I just don't right now, and I don't like it.

[phee]

Here is your cophee....

[Paper Hearts]

today, I'd also like several bannanas

[phee]

I can see the appeal of that... here you are

[phee]

It is nice in A2 today

[Paper Hearts]

i wanted a strange type of bannanas though, not the big yellow ones-take these back to the chef!

[phee]

How bout pink uns?

[Paper Hearts]

I want stone bannanas the color of greek salad

[phee]

I like pasta

[Paper Hearts]

I'm going to vomit

Haley's comit

See, that rhymes?

[phee]

Nice....

[Paper Hearts]

can I be the singer for your band, now?

[phee]

Umm... uh... as apposed to before? Was I making you wait?

[Paper Hearts]

No. Seriously though...are you still thinking we could jam?

[Brenda Starrr]

I hate jam. Can I have cream cheese?

[Paper Hearts]

Do you want it all over me?

[Brenda Starrr]

Only if you'll allow it.

[Paper Hearts]

It's got nothing to do with what I want. I'm non sexual.

[Brenda Starrr]

Alrighty then.

[Paper Hearts]

I thought you'd get a kick out of that. I should try that one on the sexuality thread: I'm non sexual so if anyone wants to try me, it's not about what I want, it's about you!

Reverse psychology.

Edited August 17, 2005 by Paper Hearts

[Brenda Starrr]

You know it's not nice to challenge me like that. You could win.