DGN Coffee house...

[Brenda Starrr]

Oh yeah. You can text me. I like when you text me. You stroke the keys like a pro.

[Paper Hearts]

I am a proffesional texter.

[Brenda Starrr]

I love hearing "Desperate But Not Serious" when a text comes through.

[Paper Hearts]

well...I am a desperate personality, aren't I?

[Brenda Starrr]

No. You're not.

[Paper Hearts]

That's right ladies, i am NOT desperate, so...it's perfectly fine to date me-

[phee]

this world is such a clusterfuck

Having a tough day?

[Brenda Starrr]

That's right ladies, i am NOT desperate, so...it's perfectly fine to date me-

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

That's right, ladies. If I could date him, I would. Lucky for him, I'm married.

[Paper Hearts]

That's also right ladies, so i'm desirable, too.

[phee]

Anybody want some whale semen mixed with iguana afterbirth with a cherry on top?

[Brenda Starrr]

You know what's really sad? Paul won't miss me when I start this job. And, when I come back in October and sleep in his spare room, he'll probably walk by and pet me like he does Weenie. I'll be like, nobody special.

*sobs heavily*

[phee]

You know what's really sad? Paul won't miss me when I start this job. And, when I come back in October and sleep in his spare room, he'll probably walk by and pet me like he does Weenie. I'll be like, nobody special.

*sobs heavily*

That's true... I am sorry.... wanna see my tits?

[Brenda Starrr]

Okay.....

[Paper Hearts]

I will miss you. I might even quit posting. I don't want to live anymore!

[phee]

You will have to look in my freezer where I store all the body parts I have collected

[Brenda Starrr]

*cries*

That's so....so.....so GOTH! You're like, my soul mate. If only we had souls. At least we have nipples.

[phee]

I will miss you. I might even quit posting. I don't want to live anymore!

Golly that sucks.... um.... can I have some of your stuff if you... ya know, show some bravery and actually go through with it?

[sk8ter_chick]

i'm so bored......

[sk8ter_chick]

i think i'm a little wosey...i'm not sure y either

[phee]

i'm so bored......

It is a disease I hear

[sk8ter_chick]

anyone got any ideas on what to do?? cause i'm so freaking bored

[phee]

anyone got any ideas on what to do?? cause i'm so freaking bored

I have a great idea!!!! Starting with the number 1... name the numbers you can think of... Weeeee

[sk8ter_chick]

all i can think to do is eather skateboard or listen to music like i'm doing now....but it's still boring whatever i do

[phee]

You could tell all your friends that you have AIDS... then like a week later when you have them all together be like: "I don't have AIDS... buncha retards...."

[sk8ter_chick]

okay........1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11,12,13,14,15,16,17,18,19,20,21,22,23,24,25,26

,27,28,29,30,31,32,33,34,35,36,37,38,39,40,41,42,43,44,45,46,47,48,49,50, umm........ can i stop now??