DGN Coffee house...

[JaneDead]

:clover

[Paper Hearts]

Actually, you don't my luck, it's Irish.

[JaneDead]

my luck is irish too.

[phee]

Have a good un

[Paper Hearts]

Oh dear! You've got that shit too? Irish-we're not a nationality, we're a disease.

Soon everyone will have it.

[JaneDead]

yes i have the irish and the italian and some other stuff i guess that is not worth mentioning because it is so little or so many other little things. not sure which one. i always just say i am italian and irish. though it is probably more accurate to say i am irish and italian.

[Paper Hearts]

I am a mut, but mostly Irish-American.

[phee]

I am Scottish, Dutch, German, Cherokee, and Norwegian.

[Paper Hearts]

I have:

Cherokee and French and Dutch and German, Scottish, English, Welsh, Irish.

I'm like a tour drunkeness.

[phee]

What time were you born?

[Paper Hearts]

7:47am. Just like the jet, 747.

[phee]

ooohhh that is spooky.... do you have dreams about flying?

[Paper Hearts]

Not at all. did you know that my apartment is actually a quarter inch wider on the inside than on the outside, according to my measurements, which yes, I have double checked-

[phee]

You just gave me your measurments....

[Paper Hearts]

What is your theory on that? Where is this quarter inch going? Is it a void? -A tear in reality?

[phee]

It maybe "The Wall" that fills that space... it tends to act as the symbol that divides that which is inside and outside...

Unless I am not understanding you...

[Paper Hearts]

I said, essentially, that my apartment is large on the inside than on the outside.

To me, it wouldn't matter if it was a mile larger or a centemeter larger-it should not be larger inside than out. You know?

At first i thought it was just like an 8th of an inch wider but when i double checked, I found that it was a whole quarter inch bigger!

What happens to this quarter inch? I don't get it-

[phee]

Well on the outside... you are measuring the walls as well that surround your apartment space... and on the inside you are not...

[Paper Hearts]

so it makes no sense-the outside must contain the inside, therefore the inside must be smaller...but it's not...

[phee]

When you measure the outside... how are you doing this? I assume that the inside is measured with a tape measure?

[Paper Hearts]

both with the same tape measure.

[phee]

How do you measure the outside of the apartment walls that are touching the other apartments?

[Paper Hearts]

It's a flat, an apartment house. There is one apartment upstairs and one downstairs. i am upstairs...so unless the house gets skinnier at the bottom...which would make it structurally unsound and top heavy...

[phee]

I think that is probably so.... I have seen apartments like that.

[Paper Hearts]

Well, that would make 'sense' but I think that I live in a warp zone...