DGN Coffee house...

[JaneDead]

no. never. i will keep phee right where he is. he likes it that way.

[paradox]

dont give him what he likes. he needs discipline! do want him to be spoiled when he grows up? a desk is no place to work from! er...wait.. um... :erm :fear

[JaneDead]

well he is under my desk, he is not really working. he is hiding. from what? i don't know? but i let him sit there and rock back and forth and back and forth.

[paradox]

oh. ok then.

has it ruined your life yet?

[JaneDead]

nope

[paradox]

then phee has obviously lied to us.

why would he do a thing like that? i always thought he was a paragon of virtue (as opposed to a paradox of virtue... ). i think this revelation has ruined my life. so maybe it wasnt a lie, and so my life is not ruined!

im so confused! :confused

[damagedangel]

today is fired.

[phee]

I am lying to all y'all

[phee]

Anybody want prarie dog flavored icecream...?

[Brenda Starrr]

I would like semen topping on mine, please. I'm all about salty and sweet.

[phee]

OKEEDay

[damagedangel]

today is fired also.

[Brenda Starrr]

I think I need actual coffee.

[Paper Hearts]

Shall I mail some to you?

[Brenda Starrr]

No. I have it. I just had to actually make it. How are you today?

[Paper Hearts]

Hung over and I have sinus'. And I'm an emotionial wreck. How are you?

[Brenda Starrr]

Why are you an emotional wreck? Can I help?

[Paper Hearts]

I'm not sure. Too much to explain.

[Brenda Starrr]

Well, you know you can talk to me if you need to.

[Paper Hearts]

I know, I think I'll feel better just to not bring it up, though.

[Brenda Starrr]

Okay. I wish I could give you a nice, long hug.

[Paper Hearts]

I can't grant that wish until October.

[Brenda Starrr]

That's okay. October really isn't that far away.

[Paper Hearts]

I see that my flat is the center of the universe, now.

[Brenda Starrr]

Only when I arrive. You didn't know this? Royal Oak was the center of the universe when I was there. Soon, it'll be your flat. Won't that be fun?