DGN Coffee house...

[Brenda Starrr]

Pretty in piiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiink

Isn't sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Pretty in piiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiink

Isn't she?

[Guest Game of Chance]

I've seen better

[Paper Hearts]

so who wants to buy some organs?

[Guest Game of Chance]

I'm in the market. Do you have a Korg by chance??

[Brenda Starrr]

Beat me to it, Steve!

[Guest Game of Chance]

Wide Open West isn't so slow after all.

[Brenda Starrr]

:blink

[Paper Hearts]

okay, I'm done with the organ thing. Who want to guess?

[Brenda Starrr]

What?

[phee]

*Phee plays the organ*

[Paper Hearts]

nice one.

[Brenda Starrr]

I feel sleepy. Somebody rub my head till I pass out.

*leans over, bats eyelashes, says "pretty please"*

[Paper Hearts]

You know I'll do it.

[Brenda Starrr]

Great. I have such a headache. You're the best ever.

[Paper Hearts]

**rubs her head like a champion**

[Brenda Starrr]

Did you know that sex actually RELIEVES headaches? I'm not asking for it. I just thought I would share.

[Paper Hearts]

what is this sex thing you speak of?

[Brenda Starrr]

Maybe someday, I will explain it to you.

[Paper Hearts]

gee whiz

[Brenda Starrr]

Hey....we're alone. Want to learn now?

[Paper Hearts]

yes. What is it?

[Brenda Starrr]

Okay....it's when a man and a wo.....

Would you rather I showed you?

[Paper Hearts]

sure.

[Brenda Starrr]

It's so much easier. The problem is that you are short on time, and I like to take my time.

[Paper Hearts]

I don't understand...