DGN Coffee house...

[Brenda Starrr]

We need hours. You leave in minutes.

[Paper Hearts]

I see...

**crys

[Brenda Starrr]

*hugs Paul*

Don't cry, baby.

[Brenda Starrr]

You want it to be good, don't you?

[Paper Hearts]

I don't even know what IT is. remember?

[Brenda Starrr]

But when I SHOW you, I want it to be good.

[Paper Hearts]

fine. what is a vagina?

[Brenda Starrr]

It's something that girls have. It's warm and pink.

[Paper Hearts]

that really turned me on. Okay, now I think I remember.

[Brenda Starrr]

Yay!

[Paper Hearts]

So yeah, I'm afraid because this girl has cut my hair for like two years. what If things go shitty?

[Brenda Starrr]

Okay, that's a tough one. You don't want to lose an excellent stylist. Finding a good stylist is SO hard. If it were me (and I've been in this situation), I would say no. I lost a phenominal stylist because I went out with him. It didn't go well after like, the 3rd or 4th date. I couldn't go back and let him cut my hair. I'm still trying to find a good one again.

[Paper Hearts]

Exactly. Thanks Bren. Why did she have to ask me though? She should know better-

[Brenda Starrr]

But, she didn't. Like me, she finds you attractive. Even if it's in a just-friends sort of way. It's so scary to even take the chance!!

[Paper Hearts]

I'm not going to.

I guess I have to go now. You going to be around later?

[Brenda Starrr]

I will.

[Paper Hearts]

Okay. maybe I'll give you a ring. later.

[Brenda Starrr]

Good night, Paul.

[Paper Hearts]

bye

[paradox]

i am addicted to Eisley.

[phee]

GODDAMNIT!!!!

[Brenda Starrr]

What?

[Guest Game of Chance]

So I get up to go to Discount Tire to get a new tire, (I got a flat before I went out of town), and my car won't start. Hopefully it just needs a jump.

[phee]

I am so FUBARed right now... I am full of hate and loathing...

I have learned 2 very important things today... 1, my manager at Comcast is the nicest and most awsome manager I could ever have... and 2, I HATE NORTHWEST AIRLINES!!!!

[damagedangel]

I am full of hate and loathing at all times... lol