DGN Coffee house...

[phee]

Nope

[Brenda Starrr]

Oh. I would have been quite sad had I missed THAT event, I assure you.

[phee]

Do you want extra helpings?

[Brenda Starrr]

Sure. I'm sure that you've heard that I'm a big eater.

[phee]

*Phee pores more centipedes into Brendas drink*

[Paper Hearts]

I hate centipedes. And I have banana all over my nipples.

[Brenda Starrr]

Want me to get that for you, Paul?

[phee]

Brenda, would you like centipedes all over your nipples?

[Brenda Starrr]

No thank you. I fucking HATE bugs.

[phee]

How bout earwigs?

[Paper Hearts]

I hate those things. this shit is starting to dry-

[phee]

*phee puts the earwigs on pauls nipples so they can chew it off*

Here you go buddy...

[Brenda Starrr]

Paul, I have a perfectly good tongue. I can help you.

[phee]

Have fun licking the earwigs...

[Paper Hearts]

He always destroys our sex with disgusting things! It's hilarious! everytime something gets going in here it gets broken up with something terrible.

[phee]

What on earth do you mean?

[Paper Hearts]

it's just funny.

[Brenda Starrr]

Can't we just lock him out? I want to make sweet love down by the fire.

[phee]

Ahem.... who started this thread?

[Paper Hearts]

i didn't know we had a fire in here...OH SHIT!!!!!!

[phee]

Quick throw the kittie litter on it...

[Brenda Starrr]

PISS ON IT!!!!!!!

[Paper Hearts]

**Pisses**

[phee]

Ha there is that forementioned golden shower...

[Paper Hearts]

**still pissing**