DGN Coffee house...

[Paper Hearts]

Ha! Should I wear the black nail polish?

[Brenda Starrr]

Yes.

[phee]

How Bout:

"I believe in honosty in a relationship.... so if you do me I will tell you my name"

[Brenda Starrr]

Uh, NO

[Paper Hearts]

Yeah, I might not go. I am having a shit day, so shit that I absolutely forgot about the date until about a half hour ago and plus, like I said, it won't work out.

[phee]

OK then...

what about:

(upon her saying no) "Don't be so picky... I wasn't"

[Paper Hearts]

That's a damn good one phee.

[Brenda Starrr]

If that's how you really feel about the whole thing, it's not a good idea to go. You won't enjoy yourself, despite making a genuine effort. Or, you might. It's so hard to tell with you. If you don't go, you can always give me a yell and I'll try to cheer you up. Or, you can just vent. I'm not difficult.

[phee]

How bout:

"It's not gunna suck itself"

[Paper Hearts]

Wow. Yeah. I don't know which of your posts to respond to first-

[Brenda Starrr]

How bout:

"It's not gunna suck itself"

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Uhhhh..................NO

[phee]

What about:

"Fuck me if I am wrong but... do you find me attractive?"

[Brenda Starrr]

Let's change the subject.....

Who wants to touch my butt?

[Paper Hearts]

I don't have any lines. Maybe that's my problem. No, I'm sure that's not it.

[The_Dark]

What are we allowed to touch it with?

[phee]

How Bout:

"Hey there little pirate... you got a lot of booty"

[Paper Hearts]

I've got a hand. Will that work?

[Brenda Starrr]

Whatever, as long as it's not pink and veiny. Oh, and stiff. Keep that shit AWAY from MY ass.

[phee]

Can I touch it with a sheep?

[Brenda Starrr]

No. I don't dig sheep.

[Paper Hearts]

How come we all have ass and cheese fetishes on this website, suddenly? Did Daevion do this to us?

[Brenda Starrr]

I don't know. I just don't know.....

[Paper Hearts]

I used to be such a nice boy...

[Brenda Starrr]

Yeah. I was innocent once.

[phee]

I am sorry that you are having troubles my friend