DGN Coffee house...

[Guest Game of Chance]

Nope. Ever heard the Dead Kennedy's song 'Pull My Strings'? Its one of my favorites.

[Paper Hearts]

did I mention that I may have a date with the girl who cuts my hair, tonight? (yes, I'm bragging)

[Brenda Starrr]

Very cool.

[Guest Game of Chance]

Is the lyric, "And when I'm rich and meet Bob Hope, We'll shoot some golf and shoot some dope." the best lyric of all time?

[Paper Hearts]

If I feel like it, that is. Right now, I feel like shit. And it's a weird date and I still have to work out the Chloe issue. But I was thinking, what If I fuck it up and she can never cut my hair again? I like the way she does it. It's normally $30 for a men's haircut there but she only charges $18 to me. she asked me out though.

[phee]

kkjhjgjf

[Guest Game of Chance]

Keep it civil. Whatever you do.

[Brenda Starrr]

If you're not up to it, don't go. It can happen another time. It was cool that she asked you, though.

[Paper Hearts]

i think you're right. I could end up with a few free one's though if I play my cards right-I don't think we are right for eachother though. It won't work out, it'd just be more of like a fun kind of thing, that's all. But sometimes that's cool.

[Paper Hearts]

sometimes it's really annoying though, too.

[Brenda Starrr]

See? Just have fun. Just hanging out with no expectations is a good thing.

[phee]

I try to hang out... but I can't find a rope

[Paper Hearts]

should I show up with heroin and ask her if she wants to go get a ho?

[Brenda Starrr]

Uh, no.

I think I've had too many hits on my inhaler and too much capheine.

[phee]

should I show up with heroin and ask her if she wants to go get a ho?

You mean you haven't yet?

[Guest Game of Chance]

No. Show up with a ho and ask her if she wants to get some heroin.

[Brenda Starrr]

Uh, no.

[Guest Game of Chance]

haha

[phee]

Just tell her my favorite pick up line: "yer not that hot but I bet you like to do it"

[Paper Hearts]

i wouldn't do either of those things, I just thought it'd be funny to say...

[Brenda Starrr]

Uhh, NO

[phee]

I am missing a lot of this story to be sure

[Paper Hearts]

I like that Phee! How about "Have you ever heard of ho dating? -it's the latest trend. We go out and choose a ho together to break the ice and we take her around with us for the comedy in it."

[phee]

That' good

How bout: "Hi I am Oedipus and you look a lot like my mom"

[Brenda Starrr]

:doh