DGN Coffee house...

[Paper Hearts]

And now we all want to make love with cheese in our beds and play with asses...I mean WHAT HAPPENED!?

[phee]

Sheep

[Brenda Starrr]

Nobody is playing with my ass, unless they are gently cupping it in their hands and kissing me deeply.

[Paper Hearts]

Sometimes I like to spank an ass a bit, you know what I mean?

Hey wait. Did I hear SHEEP!!!!?

[phee]

Yup

[Brenda Starrr]

Nobody said "sheep." They said "ass"

[Paper Hearts]

here they come.

[phee]

"I'll be back"

[Paper Hearts]

So, looks like it's just me and all these sheep...anybody else here?

[Brenda Starrr]

I'm still here, for now.

[Paper Hearts]

Okay, I'm going to get rid of all the shepp, then. I know you hate them.

[Brenda Starrr]

Thank you.

[Paper Hearts]

better now? Okay, where were we?

[Brenda Starrr]

I don't even know. Do you ever have those days where you feel like you're disoriented and can't keep up?

[Paper Hearts]

I have a whole life like that.

[Brenda Starrr]

Well, that's how I feel today. My interview went well, but I just feel weird. I think I may have hit my inhaler too much.

[Paper Hearts]

I've done that. Whe will you know about whether or not you have the job?

[Brenda Starrr]

I should know in the next few days. It looks really promising. They know what I'm capable of.

[Paper Hearts]

I do to. You'll get it.

[Brenda Starrr]

Thank you for having such faith in me.

[Paper Hearts]

I think you could get rich doing makeup, looking through your gallery-

[Brenda Starrr]

LOL....

If only! Makeup artists are a dime a dozen! Have you seen my website? I only have 2 shots on there, unfortunately. I did so many makeovers, and then the pics turned out less than stellar. I was so pissed! We could have Photoshopped them, but I wanted to be honest with my work.

[Paper Hearts]

They looked very cool. You must know a lot about how colors interact-

[Brenda Starrr]

I guess. It's just second nature to me. I can't draw to save my life! Makeup is what I do best. That, and blow jobs.

[Paper Hearts]

Well, I won't quote you on that, so don't worry. i'm good with colors and oral sex too.