DGN Coffee house...

[Paper Hearts]

I have a theory that it is. I was measuring the other day and as it turns out, somehow the apartment is actually an entire quarter of an inch wider on the inside, than it is outside. When i discovered this, I began to think that my place was actually a void, a ripple in reality. It defies reason-

[phee]

*yawns* afternoon all

[Brenda Starrr]

And to think that I get to experience this for myself. How did I get this lucky?

[Paper Hearts]

What happens in this quarter inch void? What is your theory?

[Brenda Starrr]

Hi Phee!

You know what? I don't have the answer. However, I will make a point of staring into this void and seeing if anything scientific happens. You can take notes, Paul.

[Paper Hearts]

To boldy go where no man has ever gone before-

[Brenda Starrr]

You're talking about the void, because that statement doesn't exactly apply to me.

[Paper Hearts]

Are you saying that the Star Trek narrator is sexist?

[phee]

Hi Bren.... thanks for the greeting...

[Paper Hearts]

Welcome aboard, Phee.

[Brenda Starrr]

How are you, Phee? Are you any better?

[Paper Hearts]

How art thee?

[phee]

I am OK you?

[Brenda Starrr]

I've been worrying about you, Phee. I think I worry about everybody. Should I try to stop?

[JaneDead]

HI PHEE

[phee]

Hi Dyno

Thanks Bren

[Paper Hearts]

Look! It's Dyno!

[JaneDead]

*looks* why yes, yes it is me

[Brenda Starrr]

Yay! Melissa is here!! Let's blow shit up!

[phee]

... hey

[Paper Hearts]

How long have you been frozen in that smile now?

[JaneDead]

i'm the one

i've been here for you all along

[phee]

Who wants a frozen tapeworm on a stick?

[Brenda Starrr]

I want to blow shit up. You know what you can do with those fucking tapeworms!

[JaneDead]

i have been frozen in that smile

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for about 6 years now