DGN Coffee house...

[Paper Hearts]

would you "fuck" god or make love to him?

[holliwood66]

Nope~ tho I suppose that is a lie...I have frequently fantisized about imaginary people.

[Paper Hearts]

I'm glad someone else here has that too.

[phee]

I got fucked by God... at least that was who that guy with the shopping cart on Bagley said he was....

[Paper Hearts]

I bet you there is no god because if there was, I bet he'd be mad that the screenname he wanted, I already have...and god would also not be able to be "DollarDave"...and if god couldn't be either of those, why he'd probably just bust the whole universe because he's maybe a violent son of a bitch at times-

[Brenda Starrr]

I'm being thrown off my computer. I won't be back on for a while. Dammit, dammit, dammit......

[Guest Game of Chance]

aww man...that sucks

[Paper Hearts]

I want to start a thread where people can list the names addresses and phone numbers of people who they hate-

[phee]

bu bye

[Guest Game of Chance]

I'm hungry.

What's for dinner?

[phee]

Maggot paste

[Guest Game of Chance]

what else you got?

[phee]

Earwig paste

[Guest Game of Chance]

I'm trimming the paste out of my diet.

[Paper Hearts]

i hate earwigs.

[phee]

Do they hate you back?

[Paper Hearts]

Yes they do Phee, that's what this is all about.

[phee]

In what way do they show their hatred?

[Paper Hearts]

Well, Phee, for one thing, they threaten me with violence.

[Brenda Starrr]

Wanna see my tits?

[phee]

How so?

[Brenda Starrr]

Nevermind. I hate that I'm going to be computerless for a couple of hours.

[xorderofchaosx]

this world is such a clusterfuck

[Paper Hearts]

I do too. I guess I won't talk to you until tomorrow then. Well, congragulations on your new job, anyway.

[Brenda Starrr]

*kissing Paul*

Thank you. I'm getting really moist about it.