DGN Coffee house...

[phee]

Quick... we are going to need women so that we may populate our new world

[Brenda Starrr]

That leaves me out.

[phee]

You are a man Bren?

[Brenda Starrr]

No. I just can't reproduce. I can have sex for fun, though. Any takers?

[phee]

Go 4 it Paul...

[Paper Hearts]

You mean you want me to get back out of the pod, walk all the way over there, just to have sex!?

[phee]

Yes...

[Paper Hearts]

too late.

[phee]

Who let these sheep into the pod?

[Paper Hearts]

I thought you said that we'd need something to populate our new world with...I thought you meant sheep...

[phee]

Ahh...

[Msterbeau]

No. Not "Ahhhhhh"... It's "Baaaahhhhhhh"

Hehhehe

[phee]

I feel like I am underwater

[Guest Game of Chance]

I'll have what he's having

[phee]

A head cold? sure come over hear and put your tounge in my nose...

[Guest Game of Chance]

ha...that's what I get for not reading the whole thread. In that case, a double of your finest Scotch please.

[phee]

With my snot in it?

[Guest Game of Chance]

I'm not sure it would still be your finest scotch if had your snot in it.

So, no thank you.

[phee]

That's what makes it "mine"

[Guest Game of Chance]

:erm

In that case, I've got some 50 year old McCallan's. I'll just have some of my own. :grin

[Guest Game of Chance]

I need to shave.

[Paper Hearts]

Did Someone say "scotch"?

[Guest Game of Chance]

I love scotch.

scotchy, scotch, scotch :grin

[phee]

Yes... can't you read? um... sorry

[Paper Hearts]

I've got this funny anecdote about Scotch: