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Dollar Dave rocks...you crack me up man

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Only if you have the clap or something...whose cum looks like that??? Yuk.

I was thinking the other day after I saw a hot blonde at rite aid how much cum looks like clam chowder.  Oh well just a random thought my disturbed mind thought up.  Thought you'd all like to know this.

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Mine does only when its cooked at 350 degrees over the stove.

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Can we make that the blue light special dave?

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With a side of grits....ew..... :confused

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I always thought cum tasted kinda like raw pizza dough...at least a guys anyway...

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Is that why I like raw Pizza Dough so much?... hmmm

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Sorry looks like I brought perverseness into the cophee house.

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Its welcomed here....

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Sorry looks like I brought perverseness into the cophee house.

Have you read the threads in here Dave... you are tame compared to the hieghts we have achived

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I have a date with the girl that looks like Barbie...

That and 6 or 7 hours of uninterrupted poker before then

What do you have going on today?

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Are you gonna poke her too? I can bring a rubber if your bringing her to city club my jimmys are lucky when I give em out.

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Are you gonna poke her too?  I can bring a rubber if your bringing her to city club my jimmys are lucky when I give em out.

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I appreciate the offer, but I don't think I'm making it out to CC. Unless I can talk her into it.

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When you say "looks like Barbie" in what way? like The Nazi? or really tiny and made of plastic?

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lol...

no i mean she really looks like a human version of Barbie as in the doll

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That is frightening... as the proportions of a Barbie Doll are actually impossible for a human to achieve (although many have tried)

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it sounds like it would be (frightening), but it looks good on her...

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What you would look good on her?

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lol...let's hope

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How did you hook up?

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myspace...believe it or not

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Oh.... um.... "she" might be "me" then.... sorry to disappoint....

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lol...no i met her already...this is the second date...unless you are a doppleganger

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*Phee plays with his breasts*

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:blink :laughing

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lol...let's hope

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Just tell her you're going to shitty club to see Dollar Dave she'll understand and be more than willing to go. Have her visit one of my fine websites.

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