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lmao... :whistling

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That always werks

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So this smell comes wafting through the house and I go looking for the source thinking: did someone just take a shit??? And I find Natasha (the only meat eater in the house) eating these stinky ass El Montery Chicken and Cheese Tequitos in the kitchen. Note to self: stay away from the bathroom tomorrow morning...it will be twice as bad coming out the opposite way it went in. :tear

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I hate housework. Where are my children when I need stuff done??

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Nothing like getting paid on a Sunday morning. The poker gods love me :grin

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I'm just smokin my chocolately cigars taking my medication drinkin some pop and waiting for cinderella (my kid) to make us eggs.

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chocolately cigars?

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Colt .45 and two zig zags

Baby, that's all we need

We can go to the park after dark

And smoke that tumbleweed

As the marijuana burns

We can take our turns

Singing them crazy rap songs

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I wanna go to a movie

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I wanna go to a movie

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I am going to a movie today, wanna go?

Not just Phee... anyone? And by the way, it would be lovely to meet katerina again and perhaps even hae a *shock* conversation ;)

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I think we are going to Brothers Grimm at showcase I think

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I want to snap my fingers and have my apartment instantly clean.

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Been watching "Bewitched" have we?

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no, bewitched would be a "twinkle twinkle" of the nose.

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finger snapping is mary poppins style

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Ahh... wrong imaginary domestic female magical pop-culture icon

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and genie... well she is the arm fold - head nod of course i think i would prefer the nose twinkle personally. sometimes your hands are full and you just can't drop everything to make something magical happen. *twinkle twinkle*

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When I take off my clothes and dance I make magic happen.... but strangely the magic only takes effect in Mongolia

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i'm hungry...can someone snap their fingers and have some lunch appear for me :grin :whistling

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Colt .45 and two zig zags

Baby, that's all we need

We can go to the park after dark

And smoke that tumbleweed

As the marijuana burns

We can take our turns

Singing them crazy rap songs

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LOL Afro man.

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When I take off my clothes and dance I make magic happen.... but strangely the magic only takes effect in Mongolia

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you too huh? weird. i thought it was only me.

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LOL Afro man.

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haha...yep. Didn't think anyone would catch the reference

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When I take off my clothes and dance I make magic happen.... but strangely the magic only takes effect in Mongolia

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lmao...

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Who want's wom donkey worts mixed in a tangy ant egg sauce?

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