Homicidalheathen Posted August 28, 2005 Posted August 28, 2005 So this smell comes wafting through the house and I go looking for the source thinking: did someone just take a shit??? And I find Natasha (the only meat eater in the house) eating these stinky ass El Montery Chicken and Cheese Tequitos in the kitchen. Note to self: stay away from the bathroom tomorrow morning...it will be twice as bad coming out the opposite way it went in. :tear
Brenda Starrr Posted August 28, 2005 Posted August 28, 2005 I hate housework. Where are my children when I need stuff done??
Guest Game of Chance Posted August 28, 2005 Posted August 28, 2005 Nothing like getting paid on a Sunday morning. The poker gods love me :grin
Dollardave Posted August 28, 2005 Posted August 28, 2005 I'm just smokin my chocolately cigars taking my medication drinkin some pop and waiting for cinderella (my kid) to make us eggs.
Guest Game of Chance Posted August 28, 2005 Posted August 28, 2005 Colt .45 and two zig zags Baby, that's all we need We can go to the park after dark And smoke that tumbleweed As the marijuana burns We can take our turns Singing them crazy rap songs
Marblez Posted August 28, 2005 Posted August 28, 2005 I wanna go to a movie <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I am going to a movie today, wanna go? Not just Phee... anyone? And by the way, it would be lovely to meet katerina again and perhaps even hae a *shock* conversation
phee Posted August 28, 2005 Author Posted August 28, 2005 I think we are going to Brothers Grimm at showcase I think
Brenda Starrr Posted August 28, 2005 Posted August 28, 2005 I want to snap my fingers and have my apartment instantly clean.
JaneDead Posted August 28, 2005 Posted August 28, 2005 no, bewitched would be a "twinkle twinkle" of the nose.
phee Posted August 28, 2005 Author Posted August 28, 2005 Ahh... wrong imaginary domestic female magical pop-culture icon
JaneDead Posted August 28, 2005 Posted August 28, 2005 and genie... well she is the arm fold - head nod of course i think i would prefer the nose twinkle personally. sometimes your hands are full and you just can't drop everything to make something magical happen. *twinkle twinkle*
phee Posted August 28, 2005 Author Posted August 28, 2005 When I take off my clothes and dance I make magic happen.... but strangely the magic only takes effect in Mongolia
Guest Game of Chance Posted August 28, 2005 Posted August 28, 2005 i'm hungry...can someone snap their fingers and have some lunch appear for me :grin :whistling
Dollardave Posted August 28, 2005 Posted August 28, 2005 Colt .45 and two zig zagsBaby, that's all we need We can go to the park after dark And smoke that tumbleweed As the marijuana burns We can take our turns Singing them crazy rap songs <{POST_SNAPBACK}> LOL Afro man.
JaneDead Posted August 28, 2005 Posted August 28, 2005 When I take off my clothes and dance I make magic happen.... but strangely the magic only takes effect in Mongolia <{POST_SNAPBACK}> you too huh? weird. i thought it was only me.
Guest Game of Chance Posted August 28, 2005 Posted August 28, 2005 LOL Afro man. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> haha...yep. Didn't think anyone would catch the reference
Guest Game of Chance Posted August 28, 2005 Posted August 28, 2005 When I take off my clothes and dance I make magic happen.... but strangely the magic only takes effect in Mongolia <{POST_SNAPBACK}> lmao...
phee Posted August 28, 2005 Author Posted August 28, 2005 Who want's wom donkey worts mixed in a tangy ant egg sauce?
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