DGN Coffee house...

[phee]

Um... OK

[paradox]

what time is it, please?

[EvilEve]

it's time for you to go to bed, the sun is up, you silly head.

[Brenda Starrr]

Good afternoon, kiddies! Just know that I love you, and that crack is whack.

[Guest Game of Chance]

What's happening over in Baltimore today?

[Brenda Starrr]

Not much. I'm going to a birthday dinner that's being thrown for me today. I love it whaen I don't have to cook!!

[Guest Game of Chance]

That's awesome. Happy early birthday then. Save me some dinner?

[paradox]

yes, happy b-day! :grin :pirate

[EatAjaxAndDie]

You know whats good fun? A Jagerbomb and then some coffee...mmm messed up good times.

Aw hell...just give me the jager. The Devil's sauce I say!

[Brenda Starrr]

yes, happy b-day! :grin :pirate

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

It was just an early b-day dinner. I got a dozen roses and a card that said "Old Whore" from my friend, Owen. I got a case with Chanel makeup brushes from my Brian, a zebra rug and fragrance from Ron, and candles from Roy. I never expect all this, but they gave me such sweet and lovely gifts.

[phee]

Do you want some of Phee's specialty Birthday fun cake?

[Brenda Starrr]

Save it for Friday. I'm sure it'll be gross.

[phee]

Why will your birthday be gross?

[Brenda Starrr]

Because I'll be 40.

[phee]

40 what?

[Brenda Starrr]

:blink

You're kidding, right?

[phee]

What 40 D cup? 40 miles away? what?

[Brenda Starrr]

You know. FORTY. Middle fucking age. Bring on the mid-life crisis!

[phee]

You are forty what?

[Brenda Starrr]

Can I please have a tequila bloody mary?

[phee]

*Phee carves up mary and poors tequila on her corpse*

Now what?

[Brenda Starrr]

Stick a stalk of celery in her mouth and a straw in her ear.

[phee]

Okeeday!!!

[Brenda Starrr]

Oh, and a lime. Place it anywhere.

[phee]

In her thing?