DGN Coffee house...

[JaneDead]

morning all.

hey steve did you go up to ft's last night?

[Guest Game of Chance]

I'm staying in Arlington, VA tonight. And then I fly out tommorrow. How far is Arlington from you?

[Brenda Starrr]

Arlington is about 2 hours from me.

[Guest Game of Chance]

I don't think it will work then. I get there at 9pm and I have meetings all day. Maybe next time.

[Guest Game of Chance]

morning all.

hey steve did you go up to ft's last night?

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Nope. I stayed home and played cards.

[phee]

Did anyone see a chicken with a razor blade in the lemonade machine?

[Guest Game of Chance]

Nope. I did see a razor blade in the lemonade machine, but no chicken.

That damned chicken.

[phee]

Somebody better catch that evil gothic chicken

[Guest Game of Chance]

Why dd the evil gothic chicken cross the road?

[paradox]

i dont know, why?

[Dollardave]

Good evening cophee housers.

[bean]

good morning. what day is today?

[Brenda Starrr]

Today is 9/22. One day before I become 40. I can still form big words and I don't pee my pants. I must still be okay.

[EvilEve]

... you just reminded me of a skit from John Leguizamo's (sp?) one man show Freak (i think that's what it's called...)

"stop using such big words!!"

"ok, 'yes, yes, no, no, pee-pee, doo-doo, bye-bye?' "

Edited September 22, 2005 by EvilEve

[Brenda Starrr]

You just made me laugh. I needed a laugh.

[EvilEve]

you're not old. you're not drooling uncontrolably... and i'm sure if you were, lots of people would be lining up just to wipe the dribble from your mouth... then mount it on their wall as a shrine to you.

[Brenda Starrr]

LOL

Ew.

[Paper Hearts]

GET UP YOU LAZY BUM!!!!!!

(That was my Rocky's manager, "Mick", impression)

Edited September 22, 2005 by Paper Hearts

[Brenda Starrr]

That was very good, Paul.

[Paper Hearts]

thanks. I want to hear your Yoda impression again-

[Brenda Starrr]

Liked that, did you? My birthday present where is? Tomorrow, you know. Coming with my gift, the mailman will be!

[Paper Hearts]

lol!

Drink I have for you. older yet you are not. Sleep in my house, you must.

[Brenda Starrr]

Drink you must buy for me. Older at midnight, I will be! Buy I must, plane ticket. Sleep in your house, I will. Weenie I will pet.

[Paper Hearts]

Slut, Weenie is. Makes out with shoes, she does. hide your footwear, you must.

[Brenda Starrr]

Pee on them, I hope she will not do.