DGN Coffee house...

[Paper Hearts]

can you pass me the the Sweet n' Low, Brenda?

[phee]

Is that code for soemthing?

[Brenda Starrr]

Sure Paul. I prefer Splenda, though. Do you have any?

[Paper Hearts]

what happens in the coffee house, stays in the coffee house!

[Brenda Starrr]

I can cause a ruckus in the coffee house, you know.

[Paper Hearts]

and yes Brenda, you know i always bring Splenda along, for you.

[Brenda Starrr]

You're really awesome.

[Paper Hearts]

come on. it's not like splenda takes up a lot of space. it's really nothing.

[phee]

So what do you think of the cophee house decore?

[Paper Hearts]

it's really a bit too 70's...i liked it better when they had that medievel furniture in here...

[phee]

Presto!!!

[Brenda Starrr]

Yeah. It needs to be more goth. And I used to enjoy shackeling Splenda-disliking people to the wall.

[phee]

How bout that one guy in the corner...oh sorry paul...

[Paper Hearts]

ohhh. fastening their legs in fetters and humiliating them with dairy creamer?

[Brenda Starrr]

At least I'm not wasting the dairy creamer. I like dairy creamer as it runs down the....never mind

[Paper Hearts]

How does that stuff sit out all day, unrefridgerated and people think it's natural and good?

[Brenda Starrr]

For the same reason Burger King has shrimp in their salads?

[Paper Hearts]

Yes, America.

[phee]

How bout some Innsmouth shrimp?

[Paper Hearts]

who's mouth?

[Brenda Starrr]

Why does that sound so dirty?

[phee]

It's a city from a Lovecraft Story

[Paper Hearts]

okay, let's get a round of those.

(see you guys tomorrow, gotta go)

[Brenda Starrr]

It still sounds so dirty.

[Paper Hearts]

okay, let's get a round of those.

(see you guys tomorrow, gotta go)