DGN Coffee house...

[Paper Hearts]

how's that taste?

[phee]

Like chicken

[Paper Hearts]

oh, sorry, wrong cheese!

[phee]

Paperheart's smegma burgers eh?

[LuluVox]

Grody!

edited b/c a "!" was more fitting than a "."

Edited July 1, 2005 by LuluVox

[Paper Hearts]

Paper Hearts does not make "smegma burgers". No worries.

[phee]

No... but you own the brand name.

[Paper Hearts]

can't be any funnier than "Peppridge Farms"

[phee]

Or Smuckers

[Paper Hearts]

well, i don't care what you presume, sir, Smuckers is a fine name.

[phee]

How bout "dead baby ducks"

[Paper Hearts]

oh, i like that way that sounds.

[phee]

Cool.

[Paper Hearts]

but you know you have to call ahead if you want Peking Duck.

[phee]

I like to eat apples and bananas

[Paper Hearts]

Oo like to Oot Opples 'n' Banonos

[phee]

Aah you know the song...

[Brenda Starrr]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Not that song from Barney!!!!!

Can I get a massage? My lower back is just killing me.

[phee]

You will half to go to the Phee's Eastern Massage Parlor up the street... do you want a happy ending?

[Brenda Starrr]

Uh...

Would you? I'm really "tense"

[phee]

Not me... but Mr. Chow will help you...

[Paper Hearts]

hello...

[phee]

Would you please help Brenda?

[Paper Hearts]

Oh no, don't tell me that pervert is back again-

[phee]

Yes... and she would like a "Happy Ending"