DGN Coffee house...

[phee]

Yum...

[Brenda Starrr]

Cabbage is evil. It makes you fart.

[paradox]

i like farting.

[Brenda Starrr]

Farting will not get you laid

[phee]

By you maybe...

[paradox]

im married, i cant get laid anyway... :doh

[phee]

Do you know what food kills off a womans sex drive faster than any other?

[paradox]

no, what?

beer and brats?

[phee]

Wedding cake!

[paradox]

:doh

:laughing

[phee]

Glad you approve

[phee]

SO there I was eating a bunch of stuff

and then people started hitting me with peaces of meat.

And I flew into a blind rage

but then I got contacts and I had rage with a vision

Then it got weird

Then it stopped being wierd and it got strange

then it stopped being strange and got odd.

After the oddness went away it got paculiar

I then had some carrots.

Naked women started launching.

droppin M and M's everywhere...

"How much for the fish"? a mysterious voice uttered.

I turned and saw the pope...

OK

[Brenda Starrr]

:blink

[phee]

What?

[Brenda Starrr]

*scratches head*

:blink

[phee]

What?!?!

[phee]

I like to worship big old Syrian Gods

she said

Well that is not cool if you won a fridge, and I decided to move to Cuba the very next day because of the excellent fishing of red snapper I heard that they had. Meanwhile in Alaska thing s were getting a bit holy.

[paradox]

so long, and thanks for all the fish!

[phee]

Cheemee Chonga!!!

[Guest Game of Chance]

Falafel...bitches :grin

[phee]

Yeeeeeeaaaa Boyeeee

[Brenda Starrr]

I need a shower. Make me go take one, as I am a bit lazy today.

[phee]

OK... If you don't take a shower... I will force you to bathe in genital scabs when you come to MI.

[Brenda Starrr]

That worked. See ya in a few. I have to vomit first.

[phee]

Have a good shower!!! Glad I could help.