DGN Coffee house...

[bean]

I took my nipple ring out like 2 months ago, and earlier today i was curious if the hole closed, so I tried to put the ring back in, and it went without a problem...Yay I have my nipple ring again!!

[Paper Hearts]

are nipples appropriate for conversation at the table?

[Brenda Starrr]

They are at the DGN table.

[Paper Hearts]

Fine then: My nipples are kind of small, i think.

[Brenda Starrr]

Why do you say that?

[Paper Hearts]

-Because i think there a bit smaller than average, that's all. -But 49% of people have smaller than average nipples, so it's not a big deal.

[Brenda Starrr]

I'm sure that your nipples are quite cute.

[Paper Hearts]

Oh, you really think so!? Who else imagines that i have cute nipples? I'm not sure if they're cute.

[Brenda Starrr]

You'll just have to show me your nipples when I come up. I won't touch them, but I will tell you if they're cute.

[Paper Hearts]

should a play with them for you? lol

[Brenda Starrr]

If it makes you happy.....

[Paper Hearts]

fondeling nipples usually has a 'happy' effect-here I go-

[Brenda Starrr]

What will you do if the boss catches you?

[Paper Hearts]

Offer to do his next?

[Brenda Starrr]

Wow....I wish I was your boss!

[Paper Hearts]

Are you hiring?

[Brenda Starrr]

Not at the moment. Fire your boss.

[Paper Hearts]

maybe i can like hide him somewhere and then they'll think they need a replacement and then maybe they'll hire you and we'll just play with our nipples all day and chill.

[Brenda Starrr]

I bet that everyone would enjoy that!

[Paper Hearts]

this is gonna be great!

[Brenda Starrr]

Is there anyone you want to see fired??

[Paper Hearts]

yeah, quite a few, my boss included. In fact, I'd like to see that bastard crucified!

[paradox]

we can get them for you wholesale.

[Paper Hearts]

Crucifixes? I just need one.

[paradox]

title of a short story by neil gaiman. guy contracts a hitman (who, unbeknownst to him, is the devil) to off his boss and ends up getting talked into taking a contract out on the whole world for free, because the more you buy the cheaper they are...