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[Paper Hearts]

thou shalt hath thee!!!

[Paper Hearts]

thine refreshith-mints be hallow-ed, ye splendid servant!

[phee]

Would anyone like a Jobe working in my Cophee house? GET IT??? HA HA HA...

[Brenda Starrr]

I'm so going to rot in Hell. I just know it. Hell hath a layer just for me.

[Paper Hearts]

him hasith the, thine splendith shlt not!!!

See, I'm good at preaching.

[phee]

Preach On Brotha papahearts!!!!

[Brenda Starrr]

For who? Those who speaketh with everything ending in "th?"

[phee]

Everyone open up their hearts... and open up your wallets if you love GOD!!!

[Brenda Starrr]

God told me to keep my money so that i could go to Detroit, the Promised Land.

[phee]

HALLALUYA!!!!

[Paper Hearts]

She shalt hasith the, thine Detroitest heavenly glow.

And for you Catholics:

Atay al matay, exnotay, shalla bim!

[Brenda Starrr]

Oh Lord.....

[phee]

Oh Lord.....

Right here what's up?

[Brenda Starrr]

Lord of the CoPhee House?

[phee]

YES????? What is it?

[Brenda Starrr]

I'd like a G-D Mochapheecachino!!

[phee]

And the Phee said unto St. Brenda:

Ye shall have Thy Cophee

And there was much rejoicing and phornication amongst thine Goths

Amen

[Paper Hearts]

And Papyrus Hearteth, he spaketh unto thou brethren and sisteren and sayeth in a pissed off voice "Hey, I never got my watah!!"

[Brenda Starrr]

ROFL!

[phee]

Praise the Lord!!!

[Brenda Starrr]

Thank Him for the avocado. For if we did not HAVE the avocado, we would have no guacamole!

[phee]

Preach on Sista Naughty Nun!!!

[Brenda Starrr]

If it weren't for Him, coconuts would NOT migrate!!

[Paper Hearts]

-And thou be-est mindful that he hath not made thou queen of a Honduran goth web forum and rejoice!

[phee]

Let's have some Jesus flavored candy in the house!!! Amen