DGN Coffee house...

[Paper Hearts]

sounds cool.

[Brenda Starrr]

Well, I'm not up on my crucifixions, but I'll see what I can do for you.

[paradox]

yea. imagine how much more fun it would be if you got to fondle the nipples of everyone in the world instead...

Edited July 11, 2005 by paradox

[Paper Hearts]

a lot of people would probably let me do it.

[Paper Hearts]

I am the Johnny Apple Seed of Nipples!

[Vivian]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

*scream of frustration*

[paradox]

i think you need nipple fondling...

[Brenda Starrr]

Not pulling. Fondling.

Oh....

NOT "diddling" either. That's just so pedophilic.

[bean]

I have little nipples :fear

[paradox]

thats ok, we'll still fondle them. :grin

[bean]

Woohoo! :woot:

[Vivian]

no, not nipple fondling... thats what started the frustrated scream...

I F*cking hate the male species right now..... or at least one in particular.

[Paper Hearts]

okay then.

[Vivian]

*cries* i want a twinkie!!! somebody give me a damn twinkie!

[Brenda Starrr]

A Twinkie sounds really good....

[Paper Hearts]

**tosses over a couple twinkees**

[Brenda Starrr]

Did I say Twinkies? I meant nipples....

[Paper Hearts]

**takes his shirt off and smashes open a Twinkie over each side of his chest and rubs it all around, throws Brenda and her friend a couple of straws**

[paradox]

oh my...

[Brenda Starrr]

**takes his shirt off and smashes open a Twinkie over each side of his chest and rubs it all around, throws Brenda and her friend a couple of straws**

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Yes!! Yes, daddy!! Yes!!!

Now, make me a sandwich.

[Vivian]

**takes his shirt off and smashes open a Twinkie over each side of his chest and rubs it all around, throws Brenda and her friend a couple of straws**

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

*busts out laughing* oh god you're funny.. *throws the straw away, and licks nipple* mmm twinkie!!!

Yes!! Yes, daddy!! Yes!!!

Now, make me a sandwich.

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

hehehe... brenda, poof, youre a sandwich *takes a bite outta brenda*

[phee]

I think the air conditioning in the coffee house must be broken.... it got pretty hot in here...

[Brenda Starrr]

I know! The cophee house has become the house of nipples, twinkies, and sandwiches!!!

[Paper Hearts]

**tacs up the new marquee: Nipples 'N' Things**

[Brenda Starrr]

It needs something more.....