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PHEE COMCAST IS BEING STOOOOPID!!!!

Halp!

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I just got this email at work.. LOL!:

Dr. Lewis called & stated there is a procedure change in the route.

There will be a separate bag labeled “VAGINAL CULTURES” picked up “MOSTLY” Dr. Roy.

This bag will by inside the big bag with the rest of the specimens, but will be clearly marked.

Anytime Kerry picks up a bag labeled “VAGINAL CULTURES” he is to leave it on the COUNTER @ Health Diagnostics.

This bag CAN NOT go in the REFRIGERATOR.

Please make sure Kerry is aware of this procedure change.

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I just got this email at work.. LOL!:

Dr. Lewis called & stated there is a procedure change in the route.

this should be your new sig!

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I just got this email at work.. LOL!:

Dr. Lewis called & stated there is a procedure change in the route.

Glad that my job doesn't require me handling people's...uhmm...slimy vaginal discharge :laugh:

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Glad that my job doesn't require me handling people's...uhmm...slimy vaginal discharge :laugh:

Liar, you know you want to.

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Liar, you know you want to.

SHHHH! Who tells everyone? Who calls me out like that, Candy? I thought we wuz friends... :cry

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SHHHH! Who tells everyone? Who calls me out like that, Candy? I thought we wuz friends... :cry

We is... we is...

Then how comes I don't have a home address for the cardz?

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Is this week over yet? No? Crap!

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this week sucks. this whole time of year sucks.

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:)

i am teh cool tonite.....

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you did what to who?

or do i want to know?

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Hi

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I laughed so hard I almost peed

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*picks up a rake*

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*picks up a rake*

No daddy, not again! I'll stay off the shed!

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I need a bar of soap!

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Fucking (IPA: [ˈfʊkɪŋ]; rhymes with "looking") is an Austrian village in the municipality of Tarsdorf[2], in the Innviertel region of western Upper Austria.[3] It is located 32 km north of Salzburg and 4 km east of the border with Germany, half an hour's ride from Petting in Bavaria. The village is known to have existed as "Fucking" since at least 1070 and is named after a man from the 6th century called Focko. "Ing" is an old Germanic suffix indicating the people of the root word to which it is attached (cf Beowulf's "Scylding" - people of Scyld); thus "Fucking," in this case, means “(place of )Focko’s people."[4] The village has a population of 93.

Fucking's most famous feature is a traffic sign with its name on it, beside which English-speaking tourists often stop to have their photograph taken. It is a commonly stolen street sign.[5] Significant amounts of public funds are spent on replacing the stolen signs.

In 2004, due to the stolen signs and embarrassment over the name, a vote was held on changing the village's name, but the residents voted against doing so.[4] In August 2005 the road signs were replaced with theft-resistant signs welded to steel and secured in concrete to prevent further chances of the sign being stolen.[6]

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I want a Fucking sign!

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I want a Fucking sign!

Clarify please.

Do you want a sign to have sex with or do you want a sign to warn others that you're having sex?

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meh. Babydoll tee

IT geek wear for casual Fridays, LOL. Think I will get "No. I will not fix your computer" or "Come to the dark side, we have cookies. -V" next.

LOL, I has that shirt:

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penis

that is all

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penis

that is all

NO!!! Its pen is.

Get it right.

That is all

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you no "that is all" only me can "that is all"

that is all

:p

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