Would You Rather

[Mikielikesit]

MMMMM a pussy of course silly.

Would you rather be a Pervert or a deviate?

[Mikielikesit]

I doubled posted so I'm gonna do this :pirate

[Vater Araignee]

deviate

Would you rather X or Y?

[torn asunder]

"Y", because you shouldn't do "X"...

"drug's 're bad, Mm- Kaaay!?

would you rather spend a week in an intense depression, or a month where everything on the face of the planet completely and irrationally annoyed the the ever-lovin' fuck out of you!? (after either of which, you'd be back to your own brand of normal...)

[Vater Araignee]

Give me the depression. I'm prone to end up in jail if Im manic to long.

would you rather vodka or gin martini?

[bean]

Vodka.

Would you rather drink a shot glass full of cat pee or a shot glass full of raw sewage?

[Vater Araignee]

Cat piss is safer.

Would you rather be beaten to death or beeeeaaaateeeen to death.

[bean]

cake

would you rather have hot pokers shoved in your eyes or have all your toes cut off?

[Vater Araignee]

toes

masturbation left hand or right?

[bean]

right

masturbation alone or with others?

[Msterbeau]

right

masturbation alone or with others?

Depends who you mean by "others".

Would you rather have barbequed or deep fried twinkies?

[EvilEve]

bbqed!

a finger nail found in your food, or a dead rat?

[Mikielikesit]

A fingernail please

How many licks does it take to get to the center of your tootsie roll and make you pop?

[EvilEve]

the world may never know...

runny nose, or itchy ears?

[bean]

itchy ears.

bloody nose or bleeding from your eyes?

[Mikielikesit]

Bloody nose

scrathes on your back or bites on your neck?

[bean]

Bites on the neck

be naked in the middle of New York City or be naked in Antarctica?

[Mikielikesit]

being naked in NY city cause I wouldn't want to freeze my bits and pieces off

sex in front of your mother or your father?

[bean]

eww eww eww, um, mom I guess, less chance of her being a gross perv.

eat your own poo or be naked while people threw burrs at you?

[Vater Araignee]

Burrs, can I shave first?

Let a dead dog lay or put on you enemies porch?

[unchaste]

Put on ex's porch...what else are shovel susposed to be used for?

Go dumpster diving for your keys, or screw it and get new keys?

[Mikielikesit]

Dumpster dive

Would you rather be bound and gagged and tickled with a feather or spanked?

[unchaste]

ooohhh, tough one.......spanked

Punched in the nose or in the groin?

[bean]

groin (hooray for girly parts!)

would you rather fuck a 100 year old corpse or fuck your neighbors dog?

[Mikielikesit]

Ah i'd do the dog ...the corpse would just lay there and as least the dog would let you know when you hit the right spot.......

Hot wax dripped on you or ice cube all over?