Would You Rather

[Msterbeau]

Both please!!!

Ice cream truck or bookmobile?

[phee]

Bookmobile

Shower or Bath?

[Msterbeau]

Shower.

Teleported by ass-loving aliens or sucked into the sea by a giant squid?

[unchaste]

Aliens.

Be attacked by a Yeti or a Chupacabra(sp?)

[Mikielikesit]

A Yeti with butthair like spaghetti

Did You evolve from apes or did you just appear here one day?

[bean]

Evolved from apes.

be anal probed by aliens w/o lube, or have fire ants set up camp in your bum hole?

[EvilEve]

i'd have to go with ants.... the alien questions are creeping me out, hehe.

pick at scabs and make them bleed, or scratch skin raw?

[bean]

Pick at scabs.

Be stuck in a sewer with rats, or be stuck in a coffin with tarantulas?

[phee]

Sewer... they are cute little buggers

Masturbate with a cheese grater, or be raped by a nail file?

[Paper Hearts]

I would say that rape is worse than masturbation, just by it's nature. I mean if you're masterbating with a cheese grater, it's because you wanted to. On the other hand it's rape because you are being violated by a nail file or whatever else as the vehicle. I think that a cheese grater would be a more painful sexual instrument, but this time I'm going to have to go with the nail file. Hence, I'd rather masterbate with a cheese grater. There. Are you happy now?

Alrighty, would you rather hicough through your nose or sneeze through your mouth?

[phee]

Sneeze through the mouth because my nose has snot.

Wood you rather have sex with Christina Ricci, or get $500?

[Paper Hearts]

I'll take Ricci.

Would you rather quit and keep what you have or stay and go double or nothing for Asia Argento?

[The Void]

not into Asia Argento personally, so I'd quit while I was ahead.

Sleep with someone you hate or never have sex again in your life?

[phee]

Take what I have... she is a dream, I have never met her, I only have the idealized version of her...

James Woods or Harvey Kietel?

[Paper Hearts]

I totally dig Keitel.

tupperware or alluminium foil?

[bean]

Aluminum foil.

copper wire through the ear drum or getting your tongue stuck in a paper shredder?

[phee]

Tounge in the paper shreader.... I like my hearing too much

Burned at the stake, or drowned in a crate?

[Mikielikesit]

Oh burned at the stake ...I like BBQ

Would you rather be eaten by a shark or swallowed by a whale?

[phee]

I would choose the whale... kinda biblical

Would you rather swim or bathe?

[bean]

Swim (with a bar of soap).

Would you rather wear a necklace made from intestines or a hat made out of anuses?

[Mikielikesit]

A hat made of anues......so I could take my head out of my ass on a daily basis

Would you rather be a freak on a leash or a dog on a chain?

[bean]

Freak on a leash

be forced to smell chicken shit daily, 24/7 for life or have your eyelids ripped off?

[Mikielikesit]

Hmmm thats a tough one.......I guess chicken shit cause I like to close my eyes

Would you rather be on or be off?

[paradox]

off

rather be a geek or a nerd?

[Mikielikesit]

HMMMMM.......I guess a nerd

Would you rather be in or out?