Would You Rather

[honeymustard02]

Depends, we talking sex here or social standings?

For sex doesn't matter in or out because I'm female.

For social standings....out.....more interesting that way.

Would you rather eat carrots or peas for the rest of your life??

[phee]

Carrots... then I could see better

Would you rather have a keyboard or a geetar

[bean]

Geetar.

Would you rather swallow a box of screws or sew your nostrils shut?

[EvilEve]

sew it shut.

be stomped to death by a kangaroo, or crushed to death by a boa (not the feathery thing you wear around your neck/shoulders.... the snake!)?

[Homicidalheathen]

Are you kidding? I am a reformed metal head....STOMPED!!!!!

Would you rather go dutch or pay?

[phee]

Pay....

Horse or car?

[unchaste]

car...last time i was on a horse, i got thrown off

Be a cannibal or a hardcore Vegan?

[phee]

Cannibal is so practical.... and I would eat the vegans first.

Would you rather burn or fry?

[unchaste]

I think frying would be quicker

Titty twister or wet willie?

[phee]

Twister....

Would you rather eat or be eaten?

[unchaste]

eat

Die quick & miserable or slow & happy?

[phee]

I don't know....

Would you rather have an eclair or pie?

[unchaste]

what kinda pie?

[phee]

Would you rather ask for clarification or continue with the format?

[the eternal]

Clarification. I need everything explained to me in painful detail.

Would you rather have a boring safe marriage or a wild dysfunctional fling?

[phee]

Boring marraige.... cuz I'm boring so it fits...

Lots of sex or an end to prostitution?

[soothsayer]

Lots of sex.

Lots of music or muzak?

[phee]

Music

Would you rather?

[soothsayer]

I'm not sure.

Would YOU rather?

[bean]

Only on the third Friday of every month.

Would you rather F________ a T______, or w______ a V______ ?

[Msterbeau]

Yes. Definitely.

Would you rather stay up and argue or go to sleep and have a nightmare.

[bean]

Stay up and argue.

rather be up the creek without a paddle or have shit hit the fan?

[EvilEve]

up a creek... the shit hitting the fan is a very messy ordeal.

know it was coming, or be suprised?

[torn asunder]

be surprised, always!

not sweat the petty things, or not pet the sweaty things!?

[bean]

Not sweat the petty things.

Eat 100 year old cheese that has been out in the sun or drink wine that was made with grapes smashed by feet covered in fecal matter?