The Make Something Up About The Person Above You Game...

[Msterbeau]

Her hands are registered as lethal sources of tickling.

[Der Nister]

Has the best poker face this side of the Atlantic.

[fuckmerunning]

Her hands are registered as lethal sources of tickling.

You're not making that up, it's true!

[Msterbeau]

Uses ray guns from the planet Coocaracha to hold up armoured cars full of jelly donuts.

[fuckmerunning]

Cooks bacon and makes panties out of it.

[Msterbeau]

Absorbs the sun's rays and then burps them out on flowers.

[fuckmerunning]

Can seduce people half his age.

[StormKnight (1)]

Can melt steel at 20 paces with a stare.

[fuckmerunning]

Uses Jedi mind tricks on people for his own personal gain.

[StormKnight (1)]

Has a wretched hive of scum and villainy that she uses for her own nefarious reasons.

[pomba gira]

Sells Wretched Hive of Scum and Villainy franchises

[Annona Synclair]

Can count to a hundred while crocheting under water.

[Der Nister]

Will host the next olympics.

[Annona Synclair]

Will run the 100 yard dash in the olympics hosted by me.

[Der Nister]

Knows all the words to every Menudo song.

[Annona Synclair]

Thinks I know what Menudo is..... :-\

[Der Nister]

Refused to sign the constitution unless she got top billing over John Hancock.

[Annona Synclair]

Wants to be a politician when he grows up.

[Der Nister]

Wants to be a toys r us kid.

[pomba gira]

Used to be the guy in the giraffe suit at Toys R Us openings.

[Der Nister]

Once was Paris Hiltons neighbor.

[Msterbeau]

Has been accused of offering liposuction from his basement.

[Der Nister]

Has the original van used in the A team t.v. series.

[Msterbeau]

Stole the rocket launcher and astro beam from my van.

[Tyger]

Wanted to use the rocket launcher and astro beam for evil things!