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Is a Canadian secret agent.

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Used to be a Fly Girl on In Living Color.

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Dates Homey the Clown so she can learn how to stick it to "the man".

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Was Eddie Murphy's stunt double for the movie 48 hours.

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Drives a huge convertible to mow down trash cans with impunity.

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Owns the van that inspired the mystery machine from Scooby Doo.

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Was caught offering door-to-door breast exams.

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Wants a follow up exam. :p

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Is expanding his services to include door-to-door colonoscopies.

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Thieves chocolate cakes from window sills.

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Is not actually bald; Hair-colour= "true" white.

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Has Aloha (Hawaiian) shirts with dead flowers as their patterns.

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Ran away from Hawaii to avoid paying for his 27 illegitimate children...

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is a regular on the tv show House.

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Smarter than the average ferret.

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has photographic memory.

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Inventor of memory foam underwear.

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Likes to take cookies from the elderly.

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Invented a process for extracting jelly beans from old car seats.

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made a gun out of an old camera, that shoots jelly beans.

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Invented a process for extracting jelly beans from old car seats.

Funny you should say that.... my son's nickname is Jelly Bean.

Uses fruit roll ups to carpet his home.

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Chews the gum that she finds on the bottom of her shoes.

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Does naughty things to blow up sheep..

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Works for CBS.

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Secretly has hair down to his knees.

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