Phee's adopt a slacker program

[phee]

It is a tough world that we live in, in many ways uncaring and difficult. Why not make the world better for one other person and feel deep down satisfaction that you did the right thing, and helped one boy (28 years old) achive his dream.

For the low and merciful price of just $60.00 a day, you will have the inner joy of knowing that you have made my world a better place. Included in this deal you will recieve photos of your slacker (me) watching TV, eating snack foods, going to the movies, playing video games, sleeping, as well as other not too stressful lesiure activities. Also once a month (or when I get around to it) will recieve a personalized form letter from me (if you provide the stamp and take the letter to my mail box), signed by me!

We at the adopt a slacker foundation (me) hope that you will take part in this noble cause, and help change the world, and bring peace to all mankind (starting with me). And remind you that if you do not participate in the program that you are a bad person, and are probably going to burn forever in Hell.

Thank You.

President of the Adopt A Slacker Foundation

Phee

Edited February 28, 2008 by Rayne
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[Brenda Starrr]

If I'm paying you $60.00 a day, I expect my car to be detailed, my apartment cleaned, my kids babysat so that I can go to the gym, and a little lovin' on the side.

[phee]

If I'm paying you $60.00 a day, I expect my car to be detailed, my apartment cleaned, my kids babysat so that I can go to the gym, and a little lovin' on the side.

No that would not be a "slacker" program then would it... that would be me "working" yuk

[Brenda Starrr]

But, giving you $60.00 for nothing is like.....paying my ex husband for all he does. Which is nothing.

[phee]

No it isn't....I mean c'mon... we haven't been married, and it's ME!!! you have the fortunate honor of paying for My lacadazical life style, and you get pictures n'stuff

[Brenda Starrr]

I can get pictures of anyone just by batting my eyelashes. You can do better than that. I mean, how about a watch or something?

[phee]

Umm... I said pictures of Me, Not "just about anyone" and remember you get signed letters.

[Brenda Starrr]

I think $60.00 is a little steep for pics and letters....

[phee]

that is just frosting Brenda... the main thing you are getting is the satisfaction of knowing that you are a good person, and that I like you. And that it garantees that you will go to hevan if something were to happen to you while paying me.

[Homicidalheathen]

I actually have a freind who is serious about something like this. She just thinks she has such a great personality men will pay her just to sit there. She still lives with mom and dad at 42. Ha.

that is just frosting Brenda... the main thing you are getting is the satisfaction of knowing that you are a good person, and that I like you. And that it garantees that you will go to hevan if something were to happen to you while paying me.

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[Daevion]

would this be a tax write off?

[Brenda Starrr]

I actually have a freind who is serious about something like this.  She just thinks she has such a great personality men will pay her just to sit there.  She still lives with mom and dad at 42.  Ha.

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Oh, Hell no....

[Paper Hearts]

this is a damn good idea. i'm 28 as well, and also suffer from this hideous disease.

[Brenda Starrr]

I'll let you slackers move into my place and teach you how to do things for yourselves and others.

[Paper Hearts]

Okay, but i need alcohol and at least 4 or 5 hours sleep per night.

[Daevion]

I'll let you slackers move into my place and teach you how to do things for yourselves and others.

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I think you may be asking to much....I mean that would require travelling somewhere and a slacker wouldn't have the motivation for it.

[phee]

Slackers unite!!! when we get around to it.

[Paper Hearts]

Never do today what you can put off 'till tomorrow.

[phee]

Give me 60 bucks

[Paper Hearts]

actually, if someone takes all 3 of us and throws in like some musical instruments, maybe we can give them a deal. like buy two get one free.

[Guest MsMaldoror]

Yeah, I think this disease might be contagious too, so all of you slackers should be quarantined somewhere.

this is a damn good idea. i'm 28 as well, and also suffer from this hideous disease.

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[Paper Hearts]

Yeah, I think this disease might be contagious too, so all of you slackers should be quarantined somewhere.

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So you got the money then?

[phee]

She is a nobel person to agree to do this.. .thanks Ms.

[phee]

Ummm... you people are falling behind... I had to go to work today... you should all be ashamed of yourselves...

[Brenda Starrr]

I can't afford to adopt you. Unless you are a lawyer.