Phee's adopt a slacker program

[Brenda Starrr]

Fuck paying me i just want to move in and spoonge off you as long as i can.....any one interested...please call 555-4444 thats 555-4444 operators are waiting

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

No way. You at least have to clean my house.

[odims_sphere]

hello? I have a bucket full of maggots with your name on it Phee. They are getting restless, what with all the changing in to flies and stuff. They're going fast.

[phee]

Still waiting.... *sigh*

[Scales]

I used to be a slack

EDIT: added a "k"

Edited June 22, 2007 by Scales

[Msterbeau]

I adapted a slacker once. It was great.

[Destroit]

Correct me if I'm wrong, Phee, but I believe Rayne adopted you. Problem solved. Yay for yu, you're movin' on up!

[Rayne]

Correct me if I'm wrong, Phee, but I believe Rayne adopted you. Problem solved. Yay for yu, you're movin' on up!

LOL ... more like he adopted me. I stay home with my mentally disturbed daughter and my three other kids all day while he goes out and works.

[phee]

Yes... I am a failure as a slacker... *sigh*

[Destroit]

Wait...you work? THAT'S FRAUD. You're no slacker! If I had sent you money I'd be all "I want my money back!" or some shit.

[Rayne]

Well, I guess that's not entirely true. Three of my kids are special needs (my oldest you know, my youngest daughter has something called Cyclic Vomiting Syndrome and really bad headaches for a 6 year old and my 4 year old son is Autistic) and I have medical issues myself.

So I'm hardly ever home.

[phee]

No Rayne is not a Slacker... and nieither am I damnit

[Destroit]

See? Exactly, not slackers. So you can't be in an "adopt a slacker program" if you guys aren't slackers, that's the point I'm getting at. It's defrauding a charitable organization or something along those lines

[phee]

See? Exactly, not slackers. So you can't be in an "adopt a slacker program" if you guys aren't slackers, that's the point I'm getting at. It's defrauding a charitable organization or something along those lines

We all have to have goals

[Msterbeau]

Moderator. Please close this thread. It's Spam.

[know_buddy_kares]

I have the disease too, I tried fighting it however there's no full time work. I know I can cure it with full time work. So I'm doing the emergency cure, active duty in the army.... yet I fear the slacker's disease may have spread there as well.. for they are procrastinating and taking forever to get anything done... IT'S AN EPIDEMIC!

[Destroit]

I have the disease too, I tried fighting it however there's no full time work. I know I can cure it with full time work. So I'm doing the emergency cure, active duty in the army.... yet I fear the slacker's disease may have spread there as well.. for they are procrastinating and taking forever to get anything done... IT'S AN EPIDEMIC!

Lazy fuck! Get the hell outta bed before 3 pm Everytime I call and your voicemail picks up I go "oh man, I know he's sleeping" and suuuuuure enough you always are!

[Rev.Reverence]

*bump*

[phee]

*clears throat*

[Rev.Reverence]

I don't haves no cash...so, I thought I'ld bump it for you.

[candyman]

Didn't we start this program a while back in the War with the Air Force? You would still get to use controllers and stuff...but on their PS3 you are actually destroying shit or even looking at a real naked woman taking a real shower through a real camera.

[phee]

I don't haves no cash...so, I thought I'ld bump it for you.

*bows*