Phee's adopt a slacker program

[phee]

you just don't love me...

[Brenda Starrr]

Oh honey, I love you lots. Now, can you impersonate a lawyer or not??

[phee]

Impersonate? Yeah OK.... What type of revenge for you ex did you have in mind?

[Brenda Starrr]

I just want him to grow up. I'm not playing nice with him anymore. So, I have to get the courts involved.

[phee]

Helloooo...... I am still waiting

[Rayne]

:laughing :laughing :laughing :laughing

[phee]

:laughing :laughing :laughing :laughing

Does that mean you will do it....

[soothsayer]

What a great idea phee - I thought about starting a procrastination fund myself but I keep putting it off.

[phee]

[Brenda Starrr]

No one has adopted your slacker ass yet?

[phee]

Nope or the rest of me....

[Brenda Starrr]

Why? Do you not shower or something?

[phee]

Does that help?

[Brenda Starrr]

Yep. Try it sometime.

[phee]

Naw

[JaneDead]

Slackers unite!!! when we get around to it.

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:laughing

[Homicidalheathen]

You got competition here dude. Add me to the list. Still unemployed :confused

[Rayne]

Does that mean you will do it....

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I love ya Phee....but no. lol. :laughing

[The Void]

All I know is if I am shelling out any money for slackers I want jerk-off or sex pics to go with. AND at that, it ain't worth $60, let alone $10. *lmao*

uhm..but good luck with this anyway. lol

[unchaste]

I would so adopt you if I could afford it, Phee, but I'm a member of slackerdom myself.

[Daevion]

get a job you slackers!

[odims_sphere]

I'll adopt you, but I have to pay you in maggots

[Brenda Starrr]

Yeah. I can't afford cash right now. Christmas is coming, and the children want nice things. Since they deserve nice things, I'll pay you in meatloaf.

[The Void]

I'll adopt you, but I have to pay you in maggots

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PRICELESS.

[Mikielikesit]

Fuck paying me i just want to move in and spoonge off you as long as i can.....any one interested...please call 555-4444 thats 555-4444 operators are waiting