The Person Above You

[Brenda Starrr]

Chicks can't figure HIM out.

[Paper Hearts]

knows that's why I can't get dates.

[Brenda Starrr]

Could get dates, I'm sure.

[Paper Hearts]

knows they would all suck

[Brenda Starrr]

Could be wrong, depending on the date.

[Paper Hearts]

Can't think of anyone in particular, though

[Brenda Starrr]

Knows deep down inside that he's a prize, but won't admit it.

[Paper Hearts]

knows that I'm more like one of those boxes that when you open it a big fake snake pops out of it.

[Brenda Starrr]

Wants to show me a big snake.

[Paper Hearts]

Is venomous and swift

[Brenda Starrr]

Might put my eye out.

[phee]

Has a red corvette

[Paper Hearts]

wrote the song "pink caddilac"

[Brenda Starrr]

Likes pink more than he's willing to admit.

[phee]

Likes the taste of pink things

[Brenda Starrr]

Knows that cotton candy is really bad for his teeth.

[Paper Hearts]

knows that socks do not go in your mouth

[Brenda Starrr]

Likes his cotton on anything BUT his lips.

[phee]

Is not picking cotton

[Brenda Starrr]

Picks his nose

[Paper Hearts]

Can contort herself in such a way that she can then eat shrimp off her butt.

[Brenda Starrr]

Wishes!!

[Paper Hearts]

cracked corn and doesn't give a F-LYing FUCK!!

[Brenda Starrr]

Doesn't fuck on the fly

[Paper Hearts]

Extracting wasps from stings in flight