The Person Above You

[Paper Hearts]

will kick your fucking ass!!!

[Brenda Starrr]

Won't try to f*ck me in the ass.

[Paper Hearts]

Won't try anything funny.

[Brenda Starrr]

Is cool like that.

[Paper Hearts]

Knows that I'm a harmless, sexless, inanimate object.

[Brenda Starrr]

Might need help with that.

[Paper Hearts]

should leave me to my misery.

[Brenda Starrr]

He needs to stop being so fucking goth all the time.

[Paper Hearts]

Should have seen me before I discovered the Cure, that was a real fucking wreck compared to this persona.

[Brenda Starrr]

Is adorable

[phee]

Has a persona of kindness

[Paper Hearts]

rules this web forum with an iron fist.

[phee]

Is heavy handed

[Brenda Starrr]

Is right handed

[phee]

Is correct

[Paper Hearts]

will fight you southpaw, if he has to, in order to win.

[Brenda Starrr]

Wouldn't want to fight this Southpaw.

[Paper Hearts]

would give me a bloody lip

[Brenda Starrr]

Doesn't want that to go down.

[phee]

Owns a hacksaw

[Brenda Starrr]

Loves his tool

[phee]

Likes Nick At Nite

[Brenda Starrr]

Likes the nighttime

[Paper Hearts]

Is like a nightengale...what?

[Brenda Starrr]

Likes thin nightgowns